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Covid only killed older people

"BuT wE dIdN't KnOw It At ThE tImE!" ~ Piers Morgan
Hym "Yes we did you fat bitch! Yes we ducking did! And the conservative news-media was on it THE WHOLE TIME! They were shouting it from the rooftops and were condemned and attacked for doing so and ONCE THEY WERE PROVEN CORRECT... The libtards just tucked their heads and walked away as though it never happened. Like a child that threw a baseball through someone's window. We absolutely DID know that Covid only killed older people. We knew the lockdowns were ineffective. We watched as our politicians ignored their own prescriptions. Absolute shill behavior Piers. Pathetic."
by Hym Iam November 21, 2023
mugGet the Covid only killed older peoplemug.

Covid Clean

absolutely clean, disinfected, organized. Nothing left to clean.
My house is covid clean, and no one will ever see it!
by Enterich April 22, 2020
mugGet the Covid Cleanmug.

Covid Fart

When you uncontrollably cough from covid that you end up farting from the force
I need to change my underwear after that covid fart
by Hiroslayer January 14, 2022
mugGet the Covid Fartmug.

Super Covid

When Luke has a fever of 104 and above, body aches, ears ringing, and my ears won’t pop! Hopefully this will all be over in 5 days or less! But super Covid last 13 days!
Well babe it’s official, I finally got the super Covid symptoms this is terrible!
by Big daddy L2 December 20, 2022
mugGet the Super Covidmug.

Covid Crutch

Things that were done pre pandemic that could still be done during the pandemic but service providers use Covid as an excuse for not offering it.
The manicurist used the Covid crutch to get out of the shoulder massage. The waitress that servers us 4 courses used the Covid crutch to not wrap our extra food.
by anonymous January 15, 2021
mugGet the Covid Crutchmug.

COVID-9999

Why the COVID-19 pandemic will never go away.
The COVID-19 pandemic will never go away because it turned into the COVID-9999 pandemic.
by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 16, 2021
mugGet the COVID-9999mug.

covid-19

yo covid-19 sucks and now tom and jerry thinks now day tom and jerry be like:

TOM CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE*
JERRY BUY 1000 TOILET PAPPERS*
TOM OWNER BUYS 1000 MASK*
AGIAN TOM OWNER BUYS 1000 SANITIZER
1. THIS IS JUST A JOKE LOL
2. COVID-19 REALLY SUCKS
mugGet the covid-19mug.

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