Colonial Mongar

Someone who obsesses over themselves too much and is too self-absorbed.

Ray was being such a goddamn colonial mongar.

by #1 mommy June 18, 2020

Colonial Marine Syndrome [CMS]

A thought process held by many film and game producers and makers, in which they want the new product to be like a prexisting product in the thought that it will make the product sell by principle. This rarely works and almost always kills the product from the start. The term comes from the video game "Aliens: Colonial Marines" in which the producers and makers wanted to make a call of duty game with the alien franchise

J: Hey did you hear about the new monster hunter movie?

L: The, WHAT, Oh man i love that game I wonder what its about
J: The description said it was about a military squad that discover a new world that evil monsters are trying to get to the normal world and take over
L: That honestly just sounds like Pacific rim with a monster hunter coat of paint
J: Oh than its a case of Colonial Marine Syndrome CMS
L: Uh, YEAH

by Scrapnell July 10, 2020

COLTON

Colton is the name of a superior child who doesnt get to celebrate his birthday with his friends because of the coronavirus and the fact that he had to move away. He is the kind of person who will do absolutely anything for a friend as long as it will end up with good intentions. This kid is kindest, most accepting person you will ever meet. He doesn't know how much everyone loves him but they do. He can do crazy flips and shit so don't ever chalange him to a trampoline contest. He is definitely a friend you will want to have by your side when you need a therapist. He is also super super young but that's fine because he will get to watch all of us die and go to our funerals lololol. So yup. That's a colton for you.

Everyone: omg coltons my best best friend I miss him
Colton: nobody cares about me...

by 👁👃👁 July 11, 2020

Colonotorioum

A collection of ideas that don’t make sense

“My P.E. Teacher is so hot, she want’s to bang me so bad.”
“That’s a colonotorioum”

by Dusstmite August 29, 2020

Colton

Colton is a quiet kid who is very quiet until you get to know him he’s most likely to shoot up w school and makes up excuses to go and watch birds he can be thoughtful tho and will do things for you even if you are a douche to him colton is a good friend to have and don’t let him go

Kid 1: wow that’s a cool bird
Colton: I have been studying that and it’s a diffrent breed of a robin!

by Colton 560153 September 6, 2020

Colton

an absolute idiot piece of shit. terrible at 2k21 AND 20. look up “pizza hut boy for the spurs” on youtube n you’ll see this twerp.

“wow coltons a fucking idiot

by lightstrike216 September 12, 2020

Colton

Colton is a man who goes on roblox and makes fun of kids but you know at least he gets on Xbox afterwards and makes fun of kids behind a screen look up Pizza Hut boy for spurs to see a Colton in his natural habitat

Person 1 is that Colton looking at pizza Steve

Person 2 yeah he loves pizza Steve

by Less galaxy September 12, 2020