Coffer

Afrikaans slang for a person with dark skin (see nigger)

Darryn: "Man, David is such a coffer!"
Damien: "I know, he stole my TV last night"

by Jamie_B April 3, 2008

Coffee

An excellent drink for late night runs to a diner. However the drink can easily be destroyed and made into bath water by adding too many creamers. Also some people express there love of coffee in different ways.

Lindsey: "COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE I LOVE COFFEE!"

by molemon December 16, 2008

Utah Hot Coffe

The art of shitting in a coffe mug and popping it in the microwave until melty and then give it to your partner while fucking them.

I pulled the good old Utah Hot Coffe on my wife last night.

by do me tonight April 29, 2009

coffee beaner

were a guy/girl sucks/licks a girls clit

boy *you are the best coffee beaner ever!*
girl *aww thanx hun and your the best teabagger ever!*

by Silent Lullaby December 28, 2005

Coffer

The act of performing fellatio.

When we were in Russia, Tony gave me a coffer while Melissa slept. That's why their fighting.

She gave me a coffer beneath the bleachers.

by I9URGAY June 29, 2012

Hot Coffee

Hot Coffee is a group of assholes who made video gaming a bigger target than it originally was. Equivalent to Jack Thompson.

"How can we ruin a great game...?" - Hot Coffee webmaster

by Michael Lanter December 28, 2005

mcdonalds coffee

while in the act of having sex, the male partner unexpectedly splashes the partner in the face with hot mcdonalds coffee, causing a burning sensation.

Dude, last night I totally mcdonalds coffeed this vietmanise hooker I picked up on the street.

by DJ-taza October 19, 2008