Verb- To beat someone almost to death. So bad in fact, that it would be possible for the area's district attorney to possibly file attempted murder charges against you. Also possible for sexual assault, but usually the humiliation from the beating alone would be just as bad as said sexual assault.
by whiteknighte March 3, 2009
Get the Chris-Brownmug. Camryn:”Girl I started talking to this boy he better not be a damn Chris Sails.”
Cali:”Girl hell nah a Angel the shit.”
Cali:”Girl hell nah a Angel the shit.”
by Don’t ask me why June 29, 2018
Get the Chris Sailsmug. A not-so-popular magician that has created TV shows, "Chris Angel: Mindfreak" of his work. He takes a metal genre image on through his show, appearance, and audience. He performs stunts as well as tricks, mainly phsycology.
by mousemutant June 11, 2006
Get the Chris Angelmug. by Heartyoumeanit August 1, 2016
Get the Dirty Chrismug. a style of hair involving semi-long hair typically worn by adolescent-teenage Caucasian males of the punk/indie/emo persuasions.
by pseudonym, bitches December 4, 2006
Get the Chris hairmug. To wet the bed. Derived from the whining, middle class mummy's boy singer of the same name who trawls out tedious, insipid lift music with meaningless bed wetter's lyrics as part of Coldplay. Such music is normally listened to by fat balding men in their 40's whilst driving to do some hateful job in their Ford Focus.
by Menitals November 27, 2009
Get the Chris Martinmug. by flybuyzzz August 21, 2011
Get the Chris Jonesmug.