chopsticking

the act of using two fingers (usually index and thumb) to eat food in order to avoid getting other fingers dirty

Bob: Can i have some of your popcorn
Alex: sure!
Bob: can u pass me the big fluffy looking one?
Alex: *sneezes* sorry man, better start "chopsticking"

by Mama Cosma June 29, 2011

pished in your chips

To have made a mistake or error of judgement which has serious consequeces.

did you not get me a pint at the bar? that's it you've pished in your chips this time cum bubble!!

by david robertson April 9, 2008

chips ahoy

When the chick has some shit in her ass and it rubs off on your dick and then you have vaginal intercourse. Then you punch her in the face to "Sing, Sing, sing".

I hate when I chips ahoy, so I punch the chick in the face.

by Quagledo December 9, 2006

Pass the chips

The patato chip is the art of one best friend walking in on another best friend while he is on his honey moon having sex. THe friend that walked in commences to ask if the friend that is having sex can "pass the chips". If the friend has no chips, the other friend has the option of peeing on the two passionate lovers, or kicking the friend in the nads at the point of climax.

(John walks in on Micah having sex)

John: Hey Micah, can you pass the chips.
Micah: Dude, here. You bastard.

by Kung Fu actiion grip kick ass gammete Jackson July 21, 2004

Fish and Chips

A "fish and chips" conversation refers to when two people are instant messaging one another in an idle manner. They write sporadically, perhaps make little jokes or jabs, but nothing of substance. Usually comes after a long conversation of importance.

We call it "fish and chips" because the meal Fish and Chips is beautiful and simple but not very notable, just like this type of conversation

(after a lengthy conversation about something)

RandomUser1 (10:00:00 AM): glad we talked about that

RandomUser2 (10:05:00 AM): yeah

RandomUser1 (10:20:00 AM): mhm...so uh...

RandomUser2 (10:30 AM): haha

RandomUser1 (10:45 AM): I'm tired...

This is an example of a typical AIM "Fish and Chips" conversation

by Invexicon May 29, 2009

Cheap as Chips

An Australian chain of two-dollar shops

I went to Cheap as Chips and got it for two dollars!

by parafieldgardens4eva April 5, 2012

Chips

If something is chips, it's okay, if something isn't chips, it's not okay. That's that.

Timmy: "OWW THAT CHICK JUST PINCHED MY BALLS!"
Me: "That's just not chips, mate."

by "P Nizzle" February 16, 2010