Chocolate Orgasm

-A toe curling poop.

-An orgasmic feeling of bowel relief.

My stomach was hurting until i chocolate orgasmed and nearly came.

by Dj Dreidel December 25, 2013

Chocolate

Slang for poop

Tony: it smells so bad in here
Jeremy: hi
Tony: oh hey Jeremy what are you eating?
Jeremy: uhhh... chocolate
Tony: oh cool! Can I have some?
Jeremy: uhhh no
Tony: Please I’ll give you $10
Jeremy: uhhhh ffffine hhhhere yyyou gggo!
Tony: EWW THIS ISN’T CHOCOLATE!!!

by Kidswillbekids June 13, 2019

Chocolate Steamtrain

A large, solid and uncomfortable bowel motion, one that will cause Assburn.

" After being constipated for a week, the last thing you need is to have a Chocolate Steamtrain to relieve the break"

by D F Stuckey February 19, 2004

Chocolate Care Package

Sending a bag of feces in bag to someone in the mail out of anger or vengeance

I sent a chocolate care package to my ex after i caught her cheating

by SDC915 July 29, 2009

chocohol

fictitous substance used to allow someone to indulge themselves with chocolaty goodness

there is no such thing as chocohol

by FoxTrotOnUrMom November 2, 2009

Chocolate Blaze

Noun- A group of agents who sell accounts and manipulate URLs in order to gain a large advantage in American football MMORPGs.

Verb- To have your team lose to a group of agents who have manipulated URLs, even though it is obvious that your team should have won in the first place.

There is no way we should have lost to that team. I guess we got Chocolate Blazed.

by GLB fan June 8, 2010

choco cock

A person who puts a turd on his sack right between the gnads and bends his nonerrect penis into it and fills his urethral with fecal matter. This can also be done with diarrheah.

Teen1: dude! Did you hear that guy in the bathroom!
Teen2: yeah! He was giving himself a choco cock.
Guy in bathroom: hey wanna join me!

by pspmiles May 18, 2014