by teh lul master mr babe July 31, 2011
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As hopeless as a chinese person can be, the individual can’t accept reality and actually brag about having a “big” penis.
As hopeless as a chinese person can be, the individual can’t accept reality and actually brag about having a “big” penis.
by Man4real6 February 26, 2019
Get the Chinese penis mug.Any amount of cars blocking the road due to violent destruction of engines, tires, or drivers. Typically used by gangsters to elude police chases.
Thug A: The cops are on our tail man!
Wheelman: No problem, just stick your Mac 10 out the window at the next intersection and we'll setup a chinese roadblock.
pictorial example: In the movie The Corruptor, escaping gang members stop police by shooting up innocents in a traffic intersection.
Wheelman: No problem, just stick your Mac 10 out the window at the next intersection and we'll setup a chinese roadblock.
pictorial example: In the movie The Corruptor, escaping gang members stop police by shooting up innocents in a traffic intersection.
by badxmaru July 27, 2006
Get the chinese roadblock mug.When two people connect their dry anuses together via a double-sided dildo, count "1-2-3" and then pull out simultaneously on "3" to create two simultaneous pink socks.
I heard Ben and Matt got bored and made a chinese finger trap over the weekend! They had to get surgery afterwards.
by MegaWang February 12, 2008
Get the chinese finger trap mug.Yesterday's underware or other clothing used after a shower to dry body - a quick rub down, or at least lower section of body - in the case that a real towel is for some reason unavailable. Called that as China for whatever reason has nationally not yet caught on to the idea of the full body towel.
"My dog peed on my bathside towel during my shower, so I had to resort to using a Chinese Towel."
"Scott's really never forgiven me for using his new Ecko t-shirt as a Chinese Towel that night he slept over."
"Scott's really never forgiven me for using his new Ecko t-shirt as a Chinese Towel that night he slept over."
by JKKJ December 25, 2007
Get the Chinese Towel mug.Double Penetration given to an asian female with one male entering from behind and the other in her mouth. Much like the eiffel tower only without the men touching hands and using an asian female, ultimatley resembling an accordion when in sync.
Faisal and I sure did give Tobias' mom a great Chinese Accordion last night.
Boy, we sure did play that girl from that party like an accordion last night.
Boy, we sure did play that girl from that party like an accordion last night.
by bill-nye-the-science-guy October 25, 2009
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