sanity check

Taking a detour to the restroom after a particularly wet fart to check your underwear to verify you didn't shart.

Brad did a sanity check on his grundies when he ripped a biggie earlier from eating Wendy's chili for lunch.

by Failhorn May 20, 2019

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Two Check-Out Laugh

The occurence of a two check-out laugh is when two men are checking-out the same girl and catch each other.

Guy1 oooh look at those lumps
Guy2 mmmh I'd tap that
Guy1 Is that guy checking out the same girl
Guy2 Hey wait a minute is he?
All HAHAHAHAHAHA lol
Two Check-Out Laugh

by Abidjan September 28, 2008

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Three pat pocket check

When, after a night of drinking or about to leave a friends house or party, you pat down your pockets for your three most important items.

1.Wallet
2. Cellphone
3. Keys

After a night of heavy drinking, Chris performed the three pat pocket check to make sure he had his wallet,cellphone and keys.

Jack: Hey man lets go.
Jacob: Sure, lemme do a pocket check.

by Derpdaderp July 23, 2011

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The act of giving a credit check ( the act of swiping ones hand through the ass crevace of another) whilst sneaking up on him and pulling his forehead backwards making him temporarily paralyzed, spazzing, and crumble to the ground violently ( taking everything aorund him out along with him )

Eddie crumbled to the ground hard and violently after Joey gave him a Nazi Credit Check

by Valente Bros. January 13, 2008

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chain check

When you yank on somebody's wallet chain and yell 'CHAIN CHECK'

This ensures that their wallet chain is in good condition and properly doing its job.

Circa 1997 (my 8th grade year, back when me and my little friends wore wallet chains)

I chain checked him and his shitty ass wallet chain straight broke off his beltloop!

by Sarah Lambert March 10, 2008

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