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Cheesebus

1. A schoolbus, usually a really shitty one with an asshole driver.
2. The most common mode of transportation for SWB students, followed closely by the Shitty Bus, the DerFuhrerMobile, and the Heel-Toe Express, since SWB spends all its money on piss-yellow printer paper and hush-money to keep half its teachers from being fired.
3. Utter and complete dogshit.

Word originated from the fact that the bus is the same color as the anemic American Cheese that's made in Sri Lanka and served in SWB school lunches along with plenty of Man Mayonnaise and Corpse-Eating Rat meat.
Mark: We better get on the cheesebus so we won't miss gym class and have to get more porn for Stiffen's Armada to graduate!

Me: I fucking hate gym class! All it is is Kool-Aid and Windbag making bullshit calls about the gradeschool games Stiffen came up with for us to play so he could sell bootleg tapes to the Cyborg Businessman! That and Blubbernaut and the Fat Guy trying to kill me with dodgeballs and cornhole you and That Mofo Pooh!

Gherel: It also sucks that our school is supposed to be one of the best in the city, yet we can't afford our own gym or even computers that aren't either factory rejects or filled with Soviet Schoolgirl Porn! Oh well, at least we get to make fun of Flowers when she comes on to Mr. Bus Driver.

Me: Yeah, I guess there's that...
by Jack D. Ripper July 29, 2004
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Cheese Corner Bite

The situation where you have a round sandwich and square cheese. The cheese sticks out in four places. Upon lifting the sandwich the user will rotate to a place where the cheese sticks out from under the bun and take a bite. This bite is known as the cheese corner bite. Most round sandwiches come with four cheese corner bites.
Julia: "I love the cheese corner bite, it is the cheesiest ever"
by ButterMN May 30, 2008
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Cheese Ballin

When two lesbians scissor and a guy with one nut sticks it in-between them so its in both their vaginas.
-"Dude did you see Brad cheese ballin with Nat and Sarah!?"
-"Hell yea! It was fabulous!"
by Boomboom336 June 15, 2010
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cheese

A "do or die" tactic in strategy games, mainly StarCraft. Usually a cheese will result in a very early win, but a failure to execute said cheese will usually end in an instant loss die to complete lack of in-game economy.
Man, I've been trying to win some more matches in the ladder and I keep getting cheesed.

6 Pool is cheese.
by Senichi January 13, 2011
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Cheese and toasted

The thing that workers at Subway say in an Indian accent.
Eg

Guy: I'll have a footlong cold cut on Italian please.

Subway guy: Cheese and toasted????
by BRMB101 May 26, 2016
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Cheese on toast

An expression of anger/frustration when something isn’t going your way.
Person 1: Cheese on toast! We are loosing by 3 points!
Person 2: C’mon at least you aren’t last in the leaderboard
by Ye nan purple July 1, 2019
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Toasted Cheese Sandwich

This term describes the spreading of a female's legs the morning after an evening of vigorous and non-condom-wielding snoo snoo.

The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.
Franz: "We just passed out after an exhausting romp!"

Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."

Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."
by The Third Khaaal May 9, 2011
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