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German Oil Change

When you're having sex with a German girl in missionary and she reaches her hand around and fingers your butt. Popularized at the University of Iowa.
"This German girl last night was crazy she kept giving me German Oil Changes" "The Germans love butt stuff especially the German oil change"
by Eddy carreras May 10, 2025
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Hungarian Oil Change

The man ejaculates his load into he/she’s mouth and sucks it back out into a turkey baster. Injecting the semen back into the man’s ass and sealing it with a buttplug.
ex. “Dude this girl gave me a Hungarian Oil Change in Bangkok, Thailand!” “No way bro!”
by Anonymous.Persons July 17, 2025
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Polish oil change

When a woman shits on the floor in front of you while you crank one out simultaneously while also taking a shit in the toilet.
I asked that bitch for a blumpkin but all I got was a polish oil change instead.
by Drink daddy cumalot July 27, 2025
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Keyzee Quick Change

When your buddy of 30 years picks you up in a Porsche 911, but before you reach Keyzee, you’re forced into a roadside outfit swap because you smell like BBQ. Luxury meets reality.
by Tuffguy UF August 19, 2025
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Nothing is going to change

But only because if you can't get you way that you would rather the kids die.
Hym "Nothing is going to change because if Mentally retarded YouTube GARBAGE (Who are all COINCIDENTALLY IN THERAPY) can't do future crime on the basis of free speech then it's better to just let the kids die. Here's the choice Megyn: I sue my place of work for the harassment the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia OR Child murder? Which one do you pick? There are 2 options. The choice is binary and I can hear you trying to make up a 3rd choice in your head and DID NOT NOR WILL IT EVER stop people from murdering your kids. The ONLY thing that will EVER work is A case by case approach that removes the IMPETUS for the child murder. You chose child murder. You chose it every single day. You want the kids to die and no amount of internet bloviating or tough talk or shows of force is going to keep those fucking kids alive because until you remove the thing I would theoretically kill them over, I have all the motivation in the world. This is what I mean when I say that you're all retarded. The is no such thing as nebulous craziness that make people murder kids. It doesn't exist. But you ARE IN FACT stalking and harassing me and if I don't get justice your kids will get injustice. Just stop LYING. It's that easy. Stop trying to enforce your uppity breeder self-importance by proxy. Do the thing I told you to do."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025
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Selling The Changeup

When a Transgender person is doing a good job at looking like the other gender
"Did you know Ryan is a girl now?"

"Yeah, she's really Selling The Changeup"
by ECO_DIESEL September 24, 2025
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