cailyn

1. cialis (as in, the erectile disfuntion pill)
2. dark master of the universe. will blow your mind, but nothing else.
3. a friend of a xanax or cornflower.
4. someone who is crass

1. ya, my boyfriend has e.d. so he took a cailyn before we had sex
2. i am cailyn, hear me roar!
3. oh, i'm such a cailyn and she's my xanax
4. ew, what a cailyn.

by xanax January 12, 2008

[Mariah Carey]

Singer who scream/sings and whose songs are the same.

Oh great, Mariah Carey is number 1 on the charts again, yawn.

by dj mbm June 22, 2008

fast carl

a noun; when the giving party runs splay-legged over the receiving party, both naked of course, and poops while running onto the prone recipient. like a hot carl, but more fast. can also be done on roller blades.

i saw this chick laying there and we were both naked so i cowboy-walked over to her and starting increasing speed then lit a nice fast carl on her, a belly-button bulls-eye. she told all her friends.

by leonrabbitblisters May 29, 2010

carl

A guy who is really hot and seems really nice and cool, but really he is an annoying douche that no one wants to be bothered with.

Ugh I thought he was so cute, but he's actually just a Carl!

by acmagr November 10, 2010

Hot Carl

Placing a bag over another persons head and shiting on it.

Jessie: I so want you to hot Carl me.
Jeffery: WORD?!!

by Tough Guy 1 May 25, 2008

Hot-Carl

Hoticus maximus (anglo Saxson for Hot-Carl)L: When said giver deficates (Shit-piss) into large tube sock. When preperations are compleate the sock is slung and recipiants face. Thus a hot carl has been preform.

Drive by hot carling is in order for tonights path of chaos.

by Karl Plug March 1, 2005

dirty carey

Term used when you take a poop, stick a hotdog in your ass and then eat the hotdog.

Wow I could really go for a dirty Carey

by Quackmaster4 April 6, 2020