When you walk up behind a man with legs akimbo, yell "Captain Hook!" at the top of your lungs, and kick them square in the nuts from behind.
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A severely disturbed man with a white mustache and one freaky looking hat who pastes pictures of his head on pictures of buff men to make him feel sexy.
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Holy shit, he punched that hooker for denying him a captain.
Guy1: Yo dude, I heard that girl gives captains.
Guy2: yeah, I'd hit that just to get a captain.
Guy1: look she's going into the bathroom with a guy now!
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Sarah came over the other night, things got out of control and I ended up having to Captain America her.
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I was chilling out with my girl watching Stargate and she wanted to get busy so I had her give me a Captain Carter
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