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Captain Hook

When you walk up behind a man with legs akimbo, yell "Captain Hook!" at the top of your lungs, and kick them square in the nuts from behind.
Man, that asshole pissed me off so bad, I gave him a Captain Hook for good measure.
by Chilidog February 3, 2007
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Captain Hook

Fingering a girl then "hooking" the finger in her mouth.
Friend: "Yo how'd it go last night?"
You: "I Captain Hooked that shit!"
by jellymomo April 13, 2011
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captain crunch

A severely disturbed man with a white mustache and one freaky looking hat who pastes pictures of his head on pictures of buff men to make him feel sexy.
Capt Crunch is a captain crunch.
by Bill-E Joel June 30, 2004
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Captain

-the receiving of a blumpkin while giving an upper decker.

-the receiving of a blow job while taking a shit in the upper tank of a toilet.
Holy shit, he punched that hooker for denying him a captain.

Guy1: Yo dude, I heard that girl gives captains.
Guy2: yeah, I'd hit that just to get a captain.
Guy1: look she's going into the bathroom with a guy now!
guy2: brb.
by Arch-a-tek November 12, 2009
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Captain America

Verb: The act of giving someone a facial in self defense. Using your partners face as Captain Americas shield to protect yourself from your own shots.
Sarah came over the other night, things got out of control and I ended up having to Captain America her.
by Sabretooth Skellington November 22, 2013
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Captain Carter

When your girl wants to mess arround, but Stargate SG-1 is on and you're not really in the mood so you let her give you a blowjob while you watch TV. During the act you may find yourself pretending that your girl is Captain Carter played by Amanda Tapping.
I was chilling out with my girl watching Stargate and she wanted to get busy so I had her give me a Captain Carter
by achromedisguise September 19, 2008
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captain planet

A commie retard that needs to have his skull thrown into a bone-pile somewhere in Cambodia
If you don't stop trying to ruin America with your commie BS I'm gonna captain planet your ass!
by George Washington March 5, 2004
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