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Cracker

: A word used to describe a WHITE person: Any and Every white person

A CAVE APE that thinks he/she is more "intellegent" than others.
They are blinded and can't see the truth.
They don't know that asians are the most superior life forms.
Asians create everything for these cave men, yet they aren't thankful and act like the world revolves around them. Yet they call blacks negroes and apes and look down on others, but they are truly the only APES in the planet.
These crackers try to defy the truth. Maybe we should send the back to live in the caves, but first let us wait untill they go EXTINCT.
Don't worry these cracker APES will die out by atleast 2050!
But Hope they will go Extinct sooner atleast by 2028!

One more thing: They don't know that they actually originated from AFRICA.
It is hilarious that they don't even know that. Fuck you AMERICANS and your SHITTY SCHOOLS !

I don't even know how blacks handled WHITE'S stupidity for all those generations. Props for being actual 100% humans

If they don't want people to be RACIST then why teach us your racial history in schools?
1. Come cracker, clean this cave for Muah!

2. Here Cracker have some of the dogs left overd
by Mr.AsianManCanDoAnything January 27, 2018
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Cracker

A white person either rich or poor who feel more entitled than any other race...
Cracker Donald Trump and cracker kids that live in Clarence!
“Hey billy do you see that nigger crying over there? I got into Harvard and he didn’t...I don’t even understand what made him think he was gonna get in over me. My Dad payed the school to get me in...”broke nigger !”
by Anonymous cracker February 7, 2018
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Crotch Cracker

A person who KNOWINGLY spreads Crabs by fucking everyone in creation and laughs about it.

Also: A person who cock-blocks or pussy-blocks a friend trying to score a piece of ass. This tends to be the drunk or clueless person of the group and their actions are theoretically kicking thier friend in the crotch.
Beth, that Crotch Cracker! She laughed when I told her I had Crabs!

She's a Crotch Cracker, don't hit that.

Also:

Doug is gonna be a Crotch Cracker again tonight and I will go home alone.

That fucking Crotch Cracker pisses me off!
by Julie the Queen December 7, 2007
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snack cracker

The opposite of a crack snacker, i.e. a lesbian
I would like to have some of those snack crackers while I watch the crack snackers going at it.
by Seymor Heines February 15, 2008
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Fart cracker

A slang term used in regions of New England referring to someone that like to intentionally annoy people, and is a mean bean
Bill: Hey Jimmy, those fries you are eating are as unhealthy as a pickle in the raisin parade!
Jimmy: Yo stop being such a fart cracker!
by datDude June 30, 2015
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meaty clackers

When your balls have reached an extreme size and shape,making a clacking sound like two plastic balls touching.
"Hey Jon, look at my meaty clackers!"
by YOURE MOOM October 6, 2016
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What’s cracker lacking dude

It is the way they surfer dudes great each other
What’s cracker lacking dude”

Not much, you”
by Madlad420 February 17, 2020
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