Calorie Sponge

Used to define a fat chick who seems to think being thicc is acceptably sexy

‘Yo this bitch hit me up said she was thicker then a snickers, but man one look and I could see she was just a big calorie sponge’

by Wheel chair accessible July 5, 2021

chlorine lollipop

(Noun.) A type of blowjob that occurs immediately after swimming in a chlorinated pool.

We didn’t want to wait to shower after the pool party so she gave me a chlorine lollipop.

by NematodeMonkey July 11, 2021

Caloric Surplus

Eating a fuck ton of calories to maximize gains

Brad ate five burgers as he is in a "Caloric Surplus"

by 30000caloriesaday November 26, 2021

Cloránte

A type of plant (flower) that is prone to pollination or a another name for garlic or cloves.Also used as a male name (Clorant:Clorante) Pronounced :Clora-ant ;clore-ont

A new type of cloránte was discovered in the National Botanic Lab of Holland recently.

by NEMO-NationalEnglish Muriel O. December 26, 2021

Calorie Troll

Somebody who is so strapped for calories and desperate to make their macros that they resort to eating olive oil

Dain: Have you seen Marks meal plan?
Connor: Yea, he blends olive oil into his protein shake. What a calorie troll

by MrWine January 28, 2022

calorie shaming

Calories shaming is someone fit or in shape, point out to you that you shouldn't eat something based on the number of calories that are in the food or drink. Don't get a large drink, it has 350 calories, get a medium, it has 250. You just had breakfast, you don't need the extra calories.

don't order a double cheeseburger, you don't need the calories. Quit calorie shaming me. Mom's and frienemies are the worst at calorie shaming

by Deadmoneyps August 22, 2022

chloren

"chloren" is a german term to define the process of fucking somebody with a chlored creamed dick in their ass! Sometimes you could meet a person in germany who says " oh der wird gechlort!", that means somebodys ass is getting buttered with chlor because a person with authority or power doesnt like his or her actions. Women in general cant chlor because they dont have this one special ability like a man. The crazy morally incorrect idea of chloring was founded by a friend group at the peter paul cahensly schule in Germany. If somebody will ever get really chlored he would die because of the inner hurtings in their butt. No bubble butt chayas anymore. So just chlor someone in your thaughts.

"Oh Fritschi will chlor you!" or "you getting chlored" ; the infinitive is "chloren"

by Ingo Adrian March 14, 2023