Gag My Clam

When shit hits the fan, but you have to push forward. Used in the same way as #fml

Term typically used by left-wing, East Coast feminists under the age of 30, used when they feel like they don't have a voice in a male-dominated society

Chad: (rushes ahead to open door at trendy New England cocktail lounge) 'Let me get this for you beautiful hoodies'

Feminist #1, Cris: Thanks?
Feminist #2, Jo: (eye roll, proceeds to the bar Cris)

20 minutes later...

Bartender: (drinks in hand) 'These are from the gentleman at the end of the bar' (nods towards Chad)
Jo: (eye roll)
Cris: 'Ahhh, gag my clam....'

by CopperBopperCarl2 November 18, 2019

ku klux clam

A short lived character on the Itchy and Scratchy Show.

Theres disgruntled goat, uncle ant, ku klux clam

-Bart

by flapjacks May 28, 2003

dreaded bearded clam

Pussy with more hair on it than you can cover with a dinner plate.

My one eyed trouser trout went limp as I peered at her dreaded bearded clam .

by Steve Mac Q March 09, 2006

bearded clam schucker

vagitarian, a sexual omnivore that has made the lifestyle choice to orally fixate female gentelia

I'm such a naughty bearded clam schucker. I must vagitate!

by Leifster August 15, 2008

frothing the bearded clam

When a man has sex with a woman and ejaculates on the outside of her vagina.

or just plain intercourse

Bob: Did you see John last night?

Fred: No, he was frothing the bearded clam with this really hot chick.

by sexmaster4479 July 27, 2012

rusty clam digging

Paying homeage to New Englanders, It is customary to blindfold self and line up three willing female parties in a row. One, and only one of these parties must be on the rag. You then precede to perform cunnilingus on all three parties; blindfolded. You must use sense of taste to identify the one with the bloody, rust tasting, clot-laden, hairy, cunt. When detected this culinary mystery you must scream aloud, "That's aint Chowdah!" to win.

Hey Chadwick, I was down the Vineyard the other day on fathers yaught and tried my hand at some Rusty Clam Digging with Hildigard and the girls! Boy does my tummy ache and my lobster apron is covered in blood!

by Herman Mung Ster October 21, 2011

Jersey Clam Bake

When oral sex is being performed and the man is about to ejacualte on his partners face he suddenly places his testicles on the nose of his partner and flatulates directly into the mouth.

Jersey Clam Bake

by dcw001 September 09, 2010