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Canada's History

A grandMILF's moose knuckle.
Whoa, check out the Canada's History on that old lady!
by meatless February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act involving moose antlers, a jar of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup. The hardest part is getting it all in.
Canada's History is fun but sticky.
by vstiles February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

As Stephen Colbert says, "putting everything in there."
Canada's History, the most unimaginable sex act.
by sklop February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The act of dumping an entire jug of maple syrup on the Stanley Cup and shoving said cup, up the anus. Abnormally large, preferably freshly molted moose antlers are then used as pliers to drop the Canadian cuisine Poutine down the mouth of a young Canadian woman. Beavers are optional.

It is illegal in 54 United States.
Broseph, last night I studied up on some of Canada's History with my girlfriend, Darcy, last night, aye.

Colbert made me do this.
by Butt Sweat February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

the act of penetrating the ear of a wild boar with an erect penis covered in the hot sauce known as sriracha
I enjoyed Canada's History while I was camping on the weekend
by rob savage February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A vile and depraved sex act for those with whom gerbilling was simply not enough. A gerbil is inserted into the anus for sexual stimulation, then, once removed, it is used to gag a partner's mouth, who is then (usually) double-penetrated.
"Did you hear Cindy's going to be the party?"
"Yeah, but I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole, I heard she did Canada's History with some random dude last week."
"I am horrified."

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"Did you hear about that magazine The Beaver?"
"What about it?"
"It's changing its name to 'Canada's History' because they thought it's name would no longer be censored for pornography!"
"Boy is that ironic!"
by Thulnak February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A grotesque sexual act where the snow of an igloo and the feces of a polar bear is shoved into the rectum of a female. Moose feces can also be used.
Sarah loves Canada's History after a few Labatt beers.
by ultradowney February 4, 2010
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