Canada's History

When a man forces his girlfriend or spouse to dress up like his sister and then does her in the booty.

You are severely mistaken if you think I am taking part in Canada's History, with you.

by UncleMom February 5, 2010

Canada's History

One of the forbidden sexual practices of the world, where the woman spreads maple syrup over her male partner, puts a ball gown and stockings on his sticky body and begins pegging him with a moose antler that's partially inserted into her vagina while singing 'Oh Canada' and burying his face into a Stanley cup full of cum and urine using her left foot.

I yearn to teach you about Canada's History, honey

by Nuclearo March 1, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act involving moose antlers, a jar of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup. The hardest part is getting it all in.

Canada's History is fun but sticky.

by vstiles February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A grotesque sexual act where the snow of an igloo and the feces of a polar bear is shoved into the rectum of a female. Moose feces can also be used.

Sarah loves Canada's History after a few Labatt beers.

by ultradowney February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A furry, buck-toothed rag you could wring for eternity and never squelch a drop of blood or semen. Formerly called "The Beaver." Flag modelled after the quintessential Canadian still life, "Politely Railing a Virgin From a Safe Distance!" See also, The Juices of My Labour.

When you throw Canada's History against the wall, you're lucky if you get hit with a lawsuit!

by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010

Canada's History

As Stephen Colbert says, "putting everything in there."

Canada's History, the most unimaginable sex act.

by sklop February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The act of covering your sexual partner's body with maple syrup while wearing moose antler hats and inserting the Stanley Cup into as many orifices as possible

Jen is so kinky, we did a full Canada's History all night long.

by Samsara22 February 4, 2010