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Hungarian Funnel Cake 

Not to be confused with popular Street Sweet in Budapest, this is when after rigorous anal intercourse with significant other, a male’s unit displays swirly, barber-pole like brownish markings from tip to base.
Man, I had crazy anal intercourse with my wife last night and she gave me a Hungarian Funnel Cake.

bake my cake 

“Bake my cake” is a way of saying that somebody is tryna set you up.
Tyrone- “Nah shorty just asked for the addy”

Joe- “Easy access bruh.”
Tyrone- “She fw the opps dummy.”

Joe- And?
Tyrone- “Shorty tryna bake my cake.”
bake my cake by simplychristt June 29, 2022

Lemon pound cake 

“Man, that Adams County Sheriff came in looking for weed but only found lemon pound cake
Lemon pound cake by Eevee133 March 27, 2023

Checking to see if your cake 

(possible tw)

Checking to make sure you're not cake is when one cuts the skin to make sure they are not cake
"Are you checking to see if your cake?"
"Yeah, I'm cake"
"Oh no"

icing my cake 

1. Turning a girl on.
2. Pleasing me.
"I like it, baby: you're icing my cake." (Follow with "steaming my clam", "relaxing my meat", etc.)
icing my cake by meyk September 4, 2008

Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake 

1. An unpleasant surprise.

2. When a woman hasn't shaven her vagina in months and the guy pulls out and ejaculates on top of her vagina.
"Ahoolah hoolah hoolah, aboolah boolah boolah! Look who's got front row seats to the Mexican hat-dance now, just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake!"

"He was surprised at the sight of her unshaven vagina as his ejaculate got stuck in her pubic hair. Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake."