Dad: "Hey son, go buy me a pack of smokes 'fore I whip you silly!"
Son: "But dad, there are Itchy Brian's roaming the streets who will try to suck my dick for money to fund their rampant crack and cocaine addiction!"
Dad: "And what do you want me to do about that?" *whips out belt*
Son: "But dad, there are Itchy Brian's roaming the streets who will try to suck my dick for money to fund their rampant crack and cocaine addiction!"
Dad: "And what do you want me to do about that?" *whips out belt*
by MyNameIsBrian2255 February 16, 2020
Get the Itchy Brianmug. Brian is a yummy individual. He has to be right on his factual knowledge and can not stand to be wrong. He can be clean... but chooses not to be around his girlfriend. He is a giving soul and let's his girl steal his things (that thief.) He refuses to buy the new iPhones because his Android works perfectly fine. Brian wears the most basic shirts a 50 year old man would buy. His hobbies include basketball, weight lifting, and staring at himself flexing in the mirror for hours on end. Brian is almost a interesting as he is attractive-not very much.
Brian is yummy.
by Piss Finger July 29, 2021
Get the Brianmug. A person who is a dirty monkey and deserves to kill themselves after what they have done. Or it can used as of a way to say that you are a gay, black, dirty, weeiner lickin, monkey no kizzy
by Frostyweeny November 13, 2022
Get the Brianmug. The name of a man who has lots of sex. He's 6'5 and has a 220 IQ. He is rich. Women usually beg him for sex, but he is too busy and cool and tall.
by prnc55 November 23, 2021
Get the Brianmug. by Lotion69 November 9, 2020
Get the Brianmug. A misspelling of "My brain". Typically used in shitty kahoots that you play with your friends in 6th fucking grade.
by FAUBCOK December 11, 2024
Get the My Brianmug. by Markiscool53728 December 10, 2018
Get the Brianmug.