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have for Breakfast 

1. An item or person who is more powerful or stronger than another could quite easily 'have for breakfast' the weaker one. I.E. they could destroy it or take it down 'a peg' or two.
2. A ravishing and usually dominant individual who could quite easily pick someone to 'have for breakfast'. In this case, the result would be sex where the individual would 'call the shots' and the someone merely submit (possibly in gratitude).
1. That Aston Martin Vanquish could have for breakfast that Mini Cooper.
2. That hot chick could have for breakfast lame-boy over there.
have for Breakfast by Crunchd April 27, 2008
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Canadian Breakfast 

Filling a moose's anus with natural yoghurt and slurping it out with a straw.

Widely regarded as the most nauseating sexual fetish ever devised.
"Amanda and I went on our third date last night, and boy, we did it all. Just before dawn, we even shared a full Canadian Breakfast."

Irish Breakfast

To be sucked off by a red head or an Irish person.
Jenny gave me the ol’ Irish Breakfast after a stressful day at work.
Irish Breakfast by despicable. October 27, 2018

Eat My Breakfast 

Similar to a rim job or to toss the salad, however, it occurs after your lover has defecated.
1. She was such a whore that I made her eat my breakfast.
2. That chick is so hot. I would so eat her breakfast.
Eat My Breakfast by jmclane2 March 4, 2008

Canadian Breakfast 

A Canadian Breakfast is when a subject performs a handstand, and a full beer bottle is placed in the anus of the individual until the beer is fully consumed. The only stipulation is that the beer must be made in Canada (preferably Labatt Blue).
- "Ouch! My butt hurts!"
- "It should. You had a Canadian Breakfast last night.
Canadian Breakfast by JConCrew February 22, 2011

Dutch breakfast

This was heard at a party in London some months ago. It's where a girl is smoking a joint whilst a man masturbates and eventually shoots his load over her face.
'I gave her the biggest Dutch Breakfast ever'

Panama Breakfast 

Fry an egg, proceed to insert into a womans vagina, and then eat said woman out.
Wow, that was the best panama breakfast ever baby!
Panama Breakfast by Spectre89 December 29, 2008