Florida Blowjob

When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out of the toilet and latches on to your penis

I've never had a blow like the Florida Blowjob

by BigDaddyMcNasty March 2, 2020

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akimbo blowjob

When a girl and her friend both suck u up

Sally and I have Rick a akimbo blowjob

by Wong tong soup 6969 May 24, 2020

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reiki blowjob

A semi-promised blowjob from a significant other that results in nothing beyond feeling more stressed and frustrated than you were before

My wife knows what I want for our anniversary and it better not be a fucking reiki blowjob!

by AK Urban Definitions June 1, 2022

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John F blowjob (JFB)

When you cum in your partners mouth while he/her is giving you a blowjob

Him: oh yea im going to do a John F blowjob (JFB)

by I had sex :) December 16, 2020

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A repeated cycle of oral sex and semen swallowing protracted untill the receiver faints, loses consciousnes or dies.
Testicular pain due to excessive repeated ejaculation and the lack of semen have to be ignored

(the use of local anesthetic to bypass / reduce the pain is permitted)
(the use of virility enhancer products like erection booster or semen volume pills is permitted)
Variation "Bitter End Deepthroat" "Bitter End Throatpie) the oral sex and the ejaculation occur in the thorat of the performer/s

Last Saturday night I ended up in the hospital as aJhon Doe, I had no phone and no wallet, a girl gave me a Bitter End Blowjob in the toilets and I think she robbed me while aI was Unconscious, I still have "Black hole Balls after three days.

by Ophiucus88 May 4, 2021

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