Sneaky Beaver

When a woman dresses like a man to hide her actually being a woman to avoid detection or get something for herself.
Stacy: Oh? Look at him, he's pretty cute. Think he'll buy us all drinks?
Linda: Don't bother. He's a Sneaky Beaver who comes in now and then to get drinks and leave without being hit on.
by Sabercaster December 09, 2016
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Fat Beaver

1. Also known as the Castor Gras. Appending fur (like that of a dog or other household pet) to the condom with an adhesive before commencing any sexual act involving penetration.

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I wanted to try something new last night with Tina, so I shaved my dog and glued the fur to my condom. This is known as a 'fat beaver', in memory of George Colpitts.
by The King of Old Broadway December 21, 2008
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Beaver Pole

Not showering after having sex and using your penis to have sex with your next lover. They are getting the Beaver Pole.
He had sex with his wife and went to bed. He did not shower, and the next day he had sex with his girlfriend. She got the Beaver Pole.
by Mr. Butts July 11, 2022
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Beaver Boy

The one guy they hire with those big ass teeth. Always chewing on wires and plastic fuse boxes. Usually works on a car and then has to be pushed outside because it won’t start. If it does drive out, it won’t be long and it’ll be back again.
Damn it beaver boy!

No not that kind of Damn.

You worked on this car and now it won’t start! Go grab the dolly’s and we’ll push it outside. They’re probably over by Dan
by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025
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Beaver Lip

When your mouth is so dry (usually from partaking in the devil's lettuce, etc.) that your top lip sticks to the top of your teeth/gums giving the mouth a rodent appearance.

Or 'Fire Marshall Bill' from In Living Color....
"OMG You got cottonmouth so bad! You got Beaver Lip!!"
by AliciaMully November 23, 2024
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Betty Beaver

A succubus who creeps into your bedroom while you're sleeping, has the most firey sex with your unconscious body, bites your dick off and tapes it to the ceiling then leaves.
Did you hear about Phil? He got the Betty beaver.

Poor Phil, he was suck a nice guy.
by Kn1fewound January 27, 2021
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