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Banana Wedgie

Noun: A wedgie that is given to someone only under extreme measures. The person supposedly acts like a silly banana to the extent of being an ass factory and therefore receives the wedgie.
I agree. Better give her a banana wedgie right away!
by jdindahousedog June 30, 2010
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BANANA MONSTER

A person who has an insatiable craving for penis in their mouth. Hence, BANANA MONSTER.
That girl blew every guy on her team. She's a real banana monster!!
by blackbeltjones September 15, 2010
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banana rock

A genre of music, popularized by Born Loser and the Hangers On, that incorporates metal, pop, rock, blues, and musical theatre, as well as energetic and dramatic stage performance.
Person 1: "Dude, remember that time we saw that band and that guy was shredding on guitar, and that other chick was flailing about all crazy, and it was all really catchy, and then it all ended with jazz hands?"
Person 2: "Oh, that was totally a banana rock band."
Person 1: "Man, I'm allergic to bananas."
by WADE wade WADE July 11, 2011
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Banana Slut Muffin

The act of a man having sex with one woman, while simultaneously fucking another woman with a banana.
Charlie invited two girls home after the bar, while the hoes got undressed he pulled out a banana, and asked, "You thots fit for a banana slut muffin."
by Daisy's Twat September 3, 2017
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Banana Queen

A banana queen is when a women likes to masturbate with a banana
“I watched your gf masturbate with a banana last night. She’s the biggest banana queen in our school”
by Okaylol42069 November 28, 2018
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twidistic bananable

A twisted, sadistic, banana-eating, cannibal!
Did you hear about that twidistic bananable that escaped the jail last week?
by Jackie Elzi February 4, 2007
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infested banana

where you get your mother to insert a rotten banana far up the anal cavity, when pulled out this causes an explosion of shit from the sphincta spraying all over the mothers face. you then take the banana from your mothers hand rub the poop off her face and deep throat the banana.
by joe dirty banana October 20, 2010
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