basstard

better version of bassholetard; bastard combined with ass

a lot easier to say compared to bassholetard

That guy over there is such a basstard

by el tonto July 26, 2007

Bastardine

A period of time where many a son had no father. the day of the Spartan. This was also known as "The Bastardine era"

You don't have a father either? Were you born in the Bastardine era too?

by Alvin Hoglan November 3, 2007

you bastarded

the act of making a hilliarious joke, coinciding with the injestion of a beverage or food one in your vicinity, causing them to laugh, and make said beverage or food come out their nose, as well as making them yell 'you bastard'

1: "theres some chinese food comin out your nose bro"
"yeah, i got you bastarded"

2: "*milk shoots out nose* you bastard!"
"hahaa, i you bastarded you"

by garbage day October 3, 2006

Green Bastard

After consuming half of your Mickeys 40 oz malt liquor, proceed to fill what remains with mountain dew. It is most commonly consumed by stoned college students.

Bill: Hey Fred do you wanna get fucked off of some green bastards maybe roll a six paper joint tonight? i know i sure do!

Fred: Are you kidding me? only stoned, barefoot, patchoulie smelling, trey anastasio groupies drink that shit?

by smoke tough mcgee toker puff November 22, 2011

Big Bad Bastard

Someone who does not know how to make up a definition for words.
Yes im talking to you whoever it is that writes those stupid definitions.

You're okay at writing definitions at least your not a Big Bad Bastard.

by Repercussions September 22, 2006

bastard neck

1.foreskin
2.A person who is an asshole.

My parents forgot to tell the doctor to
remove my bastard neck when I was born.

by kracr September 26, 2003

bastardised bottomburp

The enigmatic son of a cockroach who thinks he is Bastardized Bottomburp but was clever enough to convert the 'z' to an 's'.

Please complete our short survey

by Bastardised Bottomburp October 9, 2003