A general rule of thumb for determining what base you should be at with your significant other. First of all, let's define the bases.
1st: Making out. Yes that means tongue
2nd: Boobie grabbing
3rd: Blowjob.
4th: Vaginal/Anal penetration using your penis.
For high schoolers: simply divide the number of months you've been dating. For example, if you've been dating 4 months, you should be at 2nd base. If you've beend atin 8 months, you should be at 2nd, etc.
For college students: Divide number of months by 1 to determine which base you should be one. 1st base after a month, sex after four months. Literally, college girls are whores. Four months is probably an overestimate.
Adults: Sex on first date.
1st: Making out. Yes that means tongue
2nd: Boobie grabbing
3rd: Blowjob.
4th: Vaginal/Anal penetration using your penis.
For high schoolers: simply divide the number of months you've been dating. For example, if you've been dating 4 months, you should be at 2nd base. If you've beend atin 8 months, you should be at 2nd, etc.
For college students: Divide number of months by 1 to determine which base you should be one. 1st base after a month, sex after four months. Literally, college girls are whores. Four months is probably an overestimate.
Adults: Sex on first date.
A: Josh, you squeeze her tits yet?
B: Nah, not yet.
A: how long yall been dating?
B: 8 months
A: ... You a faggot. Rule of Bases states you should be at least at 2nd base now. Pussy Bitch.
B: Nah, not yet.
A: how long yall been dating?
B: 8 months
A: ... You a faggot. Rule of Bases states you should be at least at 2nd base now. Pussy Bitch.
by acavern December 14, 2014
Get the Rule of Basesmug. The name of a map in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. The map is large with snowy weather. This map takes place in a abandoned submarine production facility. A mix between CQB combat and sniper battles create intense action.
by MW2 Freak January 8, 2011
Get the Sub Basemug. Allowing a drug dealer to use one's personal motor vehicle in exchange for a quantity of a narcotic substance. Often the vehicle will not be promptly returned, and will be damaged or fouled in some way upon its return.
by VeauDeaux July 30, 2008
Get the rent a basemug. The reality that the modern American female does'nt have sex unless there is money involved.Such economy has always existed...but has been made more widely available to more women of varying degrees of savvy by that great class-leveling tool called:THE INTERNET.
If a woman is even barely attractive("6" or higher) she's:
1)Acting a/o directing a/o producing a/o selling porn.
2)Has a website(s) to that effect.
3)Is on numerous "modeling" sites.
4)Is on numerous "escort" sites.
5)Is on a coupla' porn casting agency sites.
6)Owns the casting agency.
7)Is stripping.
8)Earning money doing anything from "hot bod-bikini contests"...to repping for a liqour company at local bars...to being a spokesmodel for online gaming companies...to being the calendar/booth girl for import-tuner aftermarket car companies.
9)Got some guy(s) paying for anything from dinner...to rent
...to college...to cars...to real estate in her name...to
whatever the market will bear.
The maximum effective age band is between 18 and 35...much like a pro-ballplayer. Such gamesmanshp is no longer the province of the usual suspects...THEY'RE ALL DOING IT...because they can.
This new economic paradigm dovetails perfectly with the NEO-FEMINIST concept that as long as the money ends up in a womans pocket...anything goes.Women now define,re-define,and profit from their sexuality."WHORE" is no more an insult than two brothas' callin' each other "nigga"...And is usually delivered as a back-handed compliment from one woman to another in envy at ones ability to "game it" better.
This economy also weaves perfectly into the "traditional" legal/governmental set-up...in that even a most casual glance at the legal system finds women attorneys,judges,and politicians in abundance...Thus providing the institutional basis for protecting & bolstering this "new" economy.Yes,we are truly ... "a nation of laws and not of men."
If a woman is even barely attractive("6" or higher) she's:
1)Acting a/o directing a/o producing a/o selling porn.
2)Has a website(s) to that effect.
3)Is on numerous "modeling" sites.
4)Is on numerous "escort" sites.
5)Is on a coupla' porn casting agency sites.
6)Owns the casting agency.
7)Is stripping.
8)Earning money doing anything from "hot bod-bikini contests"...to repping for a liqour company at local bars...to being a spokesmodel for online gaming companies...to being the calendar/booth girl for import-tuner aftermarket car companies.
9)Got some guy(s) paying for anything from dinner...to rent
...to college...to cars...to real estate in her name...to
whatever the market will bear.
The maximum effective age band is between 18 and 35...much like a pro-ballplayer. Such gamesmanshp is no longer the province of the usual suspects...THEY'RE ALL DOING IT...because they can.
This new economic paradigm dovetails perfectly with the NEO-FEMINIST concept that as long as the money ends up in a womans pocket...anything goes.Women now define,re-define,and profit from their sexuality."WHORE" is no more an insult than two brothas' callin' each other "nigga"...And is usually delivered as a back-handed compliment from one woman to another in envy at ones ability to "game it" better.
This economy also weaves perfectly into the "traditional" legal/governmental set-up...in that even a most casual glance at the legal system finds women attorneys,judges,and politicians in abundance...Thus providing the institutional basis for protecting & bolstering this "new" economy.Yes,we are truly ... "a nation of laws and not of men."
BLIND IDIOT:"My woman and I relate to each other on a level
of love I've never known."
HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY:"You're gonna make me puke!Check the scoreboard...She's 32...an ex-model who's been gaming the SEX-BASED ECONOMY since she was 16.She's toasted through her stamps...and you are happier n' a fly in shit to have her.
What's it like being a caddie?"
of love I've never known."
HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY:"You're gonna make me puke!Check the scoreboard...She's 32...an ex-model who's been gaming the SEX-BASED ECONOMY since she was 16.She's toasted through her stamps...and you are happier n' a fly in shit to have her.
What's it like being a caddie?"
by L.MARTIN October 19, 2005
Get the SEX-BASED ECONOMYmug. The worst drink on the face of the planet. Anyone who drinks Milk Based Tea is a complete loser and a soyboy who has no life goals or chance of success. Milk Based tea drinkers are weak life forms who do not know how to fight and could get knocked out by any 80 year old (unless the 80 year old drinks Milk Based Tea). The leader of the Milk Based Tea gang is “Gomank” who is a UK streamer known for being caught jerking off on stream and for getting his ass whooped by GingerSnapGanon in the streets of Brighton. Milk Based Tea has only 2 documented supporters. EJ Lennon, a 24 year old virgin who has admitted to drinking Water Based Tea as well, and NFB... Milk Based Tea is far inferior to Water Based Tea.
by GingerSnapGanon October 20, 2020
Get the Milk Based Teamug. 1. {Wingman} i.e. the friend who helps you meet and hook up with the pretty girl while distracting her from any and all forces of cockblockery
You should dance with that girl.
Can't. I promised my buddy I'd be his third base coach tonight. I have to get that kid laid.
Can't. I promised my buddy I'd be his third base coach tonight. I have to get that kid laid.
by thirdrock February 15, 2005
Get the third base coachmug. Jim: Dude, how far did you go with your date?
Bob: Well, I went to 2 2 base.
Jim: Dude, you pulled a feelski? You're such a player!
Bob: Well, I went to 2 2 base.
Jim: Dude, you pulled a feelski? You're such a player!
by Petro McDonald May 7, 2008
Get the 2 2 basemug.