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The bad bastard

The bad bastard is someone who doesn’t give a fuck and consumes a lot of alcohol regularly, also works for the council and can be regularly heard shouting “I am the council” to ward off any unwanted advances from danger, also is a Casanova of the ladies as he says “not being weird but ......” Is how he catches his prey off guard usually a shots girl in a red dress he is a roofer for the council
THE BAD BASTARD

I went to the pub last night and was a right bad bastard,

You should always aim to be a bad bastard of the nights out
by The real bad bastard April 13, 2020
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Stupid runny pancake eating bastard

A stupid bastard that likes to eat pancakes that are scorched on the outside and uncooked on the inside. These bastards insist you are an idiot for not liking it that way.
"Adam and Eric are stupid runny pancake eating bastards. They need a spoon to fill thier traps with uncooked pancake batter. They called me a retard because I didn't like it."
by Mom makes the best pancakes February 28, 2009
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Yellow Rat Bastard

A store in SoHo that steals your credit info and makes a fake card. These people are thieves and I dont trust them
American Express: Hi________ it seems that someone has been trying to make charges on your card

Person 1: Really? Oh ok.
Person 2: It must have been those people at the store!
Person 1: Yellow Rat Bastard? OH YEAH!! The guy scanned my card onto this weird thing.
Person 2: *does google search* Yup they're thieves.

American Express: We're going to have to cancel your card.

Person 1: *sigh* Ok.
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Bastard

A Scottish pleasantry. Often pronounced 'bastart' in more rural accents.
"Ah love ye, ye stupid bastard that y'are."
by Spoovo July 3, 2016
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Innocent Barstandercize

Made popular by the popular Chicago etiquette blog, Innocent Barstander.

-To publicly criticize someone whose public behavior is rude, obnoxious, or disruptive, often with comedic results.

-To exercise a deep passion for reinforcing proper etiquette in restaurants, bars, and clubs, such as how much to tip, how to dress, how loudly to speak when ordering drinks, etc. by chastising offenders.
That obnoxious woman is being a real cunt to her date and their waiter. I'm gonna go Innocent Barstandercize her ass. Meet me outside.
by strjock81 June 6, 2011
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Smug Bastard

"wow, Alchemist#8859 really is a smug bastard isn't he."
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