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beach poop

After the first or second day of being at the beach, you take an epic poop. The salt air and salt water creates the perfect atmosphere for an epic dump. Always a clean break with little residue when wiping.
I took an epic beach poop when vacationing at the Jersey shore!
by Beachpooper June 28, 2021
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Bradley Beach

A small beach town on the Jersey Shore between Avon-By-The-Sea, Neptune City, Netune and Ocean Grove. Its within walking distance of the popular towns of Belmar and Asbury Park.
A town with nice people great food and a bunch of unique shops on main street. Benny's can be a problem especially on holidays and weekends, but for the most part the beaches are quiet and clean. The town its self is quite diverse. Black, Mexican, Italian, Irish and Jewish.
The best and most popular eateries are Dacry's, Fins and Vics.
Oh and be careful, your bike will get stolen. And Lake Terrece Ave can be sketchy at night
Guy one: Hey, wanna go surfing in Belmar?

Guy Two: Naw, too many benny's, lets go to third ave in Bradley Beach.
by BBchica February 16, 2013
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Daytona Beach Birthmark

A particularly classless thigh tattoo found mostly on low income white females. Often seen at Spring Break, NASCAR Events and Motorcycle Events popular in Daytona Beach!
Me: " who the hell brings a barefoot toddler in only a diaper to a 7-11 at 2 in the morning?"

My Buddy: "probably the white trash princess with the Daytona Beach Birthmark using her SNAP to buy Newports!!!"
by Medic1426 March 25, 2016
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Daytona Beach

A has-been town that went from hosting millionaire tycoons vacationing in the early 1900’s to hosting MTV and broke college students in the 1980’s to now being nothing more then a sleepy, drug riddled, high crime beach town that’s home to a well known race track and two overpriced half rate colleges. Just five minutes in the city limits will have you running for the exits wanting to never return and never wanting to remember you were ever here. Locals frequently call the area “DIRTona”. A nickname fits the area perfectly.
I must've screwed up majorly to end up in Daytona Beach.
by JustSomeAvgGuy May 4, 2020
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On the beach

a phrase that federal government contractors use internally to describe paid company employees that are awaiting a security clearance in order to engage in their assigned client project. Typically, either by choice or because they have no other option, they are doing very little useful work.
Damn, Fred hasn't done shit for 6 months because he's been on the beach.
by AJ W February 1, 2008
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beach tattooe

when one is haveing sex on a beach ...and just be for ur a bou to blow ur load in ur condom u pull it out of her/his but then rip ur comndom off and cum all over her back and trow sand on it
i gave my bro a beach tattooe
by BEANER July 27, 2003
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Dropping the Cosby Kids Off at the Beach

"Damn, after eating all this food from Arby's, I really have to drop the Cosby kids off at the beach!"
by IJM October 12, 2003
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