North Dakota Baseball Bat

Verb: The act of shitting in a used condom and freezing it overnight. The next day use the frozen turd as a weapon to bludgeon your smart ass girlfriend until she shuts up and proceeds to blow you.

Person 1: How did Kelsey get that black eye?

Person 2: It's likely that Scott gave her the North Dakota Baseball Bat!
FACT: Scott keeps 10 North Dakota Baseball Bats (NDBB's) in his freezer at all times!

by Hemmerhoidal Premisis February 5, 2009

Second Base

One step up of First Base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

"I went though I went to Second Base with him on our first month anni, but it was actually third beacuse I gave him a handjob as well"

by Little Blue Patakha January 16, 2003

Twice Baked Potato

The act of vomiting into a woman's vagina while performing oral sex on her.

I went down on Betsy last night and her cunt smelled so bad I ended up giving her a twice baked potato.

by NYkid420 February 20, 2010

14th base

plain and simple...fisting!

hey man, i bruised my wrist on 14th base last nite!

by blahblahb lahhdhssd July 10, 2006

Boston Baked Beans

To place your testicles inside a womans ass and then remove them after they have become brown and place them in her mouth.

I gave Susan a nice helping of Boston Baked Beans last night after dinner. I hope that bitch can keep the Bush's secret family recipe

by Steven Hawking and Carl Sagan December 24, 2008

desi first base

making eye contact with another person, preferably one of the opposite sex (or you will be severely punished)

It was love at first sight yaar - I reached desi first base yesterday with anarkali and she reciprocated!

by Dan Babu November 30, 2006

Baredevil

A baredevil is like a daredevil but will do things that a daredevil would never attempt.

They are crazy and shouldn't be confronted if you see them in the streets.

Ross: Look at Mr.Inferno.

Tom: I know he is a baredevil

by Claret GALORE!! November 28, 2006