austin blake

a kid with a bad hairline

oh look at kids hairline, he’s an austin Blake

by Yoboyyyyy67 December 10, 2018

Austin

That fucking peice of shit next to me who asked me to write a definition of his name. Fuck you Austin. I hope you find this. Yo fucking cheated at smash bros and i can prove it. Fuck off and die loser I hate you. Kill yourself

Austin you should lock your windows tonight peice of shit no good carrot top

by LeifEriksonOfficial December 10, 2021

Austin Kalb

Dick suckin pussy boy, usually smokes Reggie an sucks dick for coke.

Austin kalb sucked zenens dick for blow

by Lil backwood August 26, 2017

Austin

He is brown hair and brown eyes. He is the type of guy that will fight for what he believes in. He also will fight for what he wants. If you get to know him really well, You will realize he is a true friend. He also never tells a lie and always tells the truth. Fit. Shy, especially around the girl he likes. He is pretty cool once you get to know him. He would make the perfect BF. He has his eye on specific girl. That girl’s name usually starts with S, M, or E. He would do anything and everything for the girl he likes. He also knows martial arts, not the smartest person but would be an awesome friend. He wants to talk to his crush but he is to shy to and that is what hurts him the most. He would make the perfect friend and the perfect BF. Never judge him for his looks. Judge him for who he is on the inside and you will see that he would be a true friend and awesome BF.

Girl 1: did you see how nice that guy is? He has to be an austin.

Girl 2: go ask him out, I bet he will say yes

by IAmaUnknownPerson May 2, 2018

Austin

He's gonna get his ads kicked my Michael strobach

Austin will get his ass handed to him

by TDOGgraff January 24, 2017

Austin Jansen

“Can we talk privately”- this is a sign that he’s onto your attempts to disengage you being his target, he will often speak to you as if you were his girlfriend saying things like “I want to make this work” or “I can’t keep going through these ups and downs” or “I want to better our relationship”. If they are in a relationship they will often hold more interest in their target rather than their significant other.
Another sign you may be a target is that they may attempt to adapt to your feelings for instance if you’re sad about a friend that had left, he might attempt to pretend he cared about that person.
He may also disclose private information to certain figures such as a principal or parents.
He tends to spread misinformation.
How to identify Austin:
Big ass forehead
Liberal
Like joe Biden

Weird vibe
Has the same sweater as you (optional)
Will harass other to get election votes or to sell something (even if they say no)

How to attempt to escape being a target:
Run away from him at every instance and when confronted simply say “it’s win win bro... it’s win win”
Call him a Bernie fan (it pisses him off)
Make an impeachment campaign against his presidency (If he still has one)
Attempt to block him on every devise if possible (he’ll always find a way)
lock yourself in a portable toilet until he goes away (I’ve tried it)

Any person: ......
Austin Jansen: I HAVE SAME SWEATER

by IntelligentMoron April 13, 2020

Austin

The most amazing blonde headed, blue eyed boy you could ever come across. He's gentle, kind, and usually tall with big heart and bright mind. There's not another guy like him. He brightens up anyone's life he walks into and bring you everlasting joy and love. Letting a guy like him go will be the biggest mistake of your life and you will regret it till the day you die. He's a blessing to all and usually turns out to be great at golf, which is always a plus! So get you an Austin and hold them tight :)

Man did you see Austin make that double eagle! What a champ.
Girl did you see Austin ride by in that Tahoe yesterday. What a hottie!

by southerntwin July 6, 2019