A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
by anonymous April 26, 2023

a devastating burn, one so objectively abusive and funny it could cause a lolocaust or a mass acquiring of pussy
by Crueoddy August 27, 2016

This bitch ass boy forgot to keep bros before hoes and his girlfriend said “get off the phone and he actually hung up
by PrimetimeJJ January 4, 2025

by Lil_microPp_energy November 18, 2020

by All women are bitch ass cunts June 15, 2024

by SavageBestDoinit July 30, 2015

by Hatorade August 28, 2016
