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Old Leather Arse

Old Leather Arse was a fictional person who fell off a London bus and was popularised in the expression about not having done something for ages.
“I haven’t been down there since Old Leather Arse fell off the bus”
by SwissMinty March 19, 2024
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flappy arse

OMG LOOK THERES FLAPPY ARSE!!! (aka alan) #NOWAY! #REALLIFEALAN 😱😱😱
by keira X April 3, 2022
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Arse blaster

Refers to a really huge cock, both long and thick, that could rip an arse (specifically the hole) apart upon entry and subsequent continuous rough thrusting. A cock that makes one scream.
Quick! Get that arse blaster in me now.
by Frozen Prevert October 5, 2024
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Donky arse

Donky arse i often used to say that someone has flat or misshaped ass
Guy 1: WoW that girl has a donky arse

Guy 2: oh shit you're right
by Donaldobama is my dad October 7, 2019
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Arse

Arse is an adjective that says someone is being weird and goofy.
by AM2sweet January 3, 2022
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Kiss My Arse

English Idiom

The meaning of this term is derived from Witchery.

During a Witches' Sabbath (or Black Mass), the head Witch leads a ceremony where, upon tying a mask of the face of Satan to his bare buttocks, he invites all other witches to prove their loyalty by kissing it.

The modern English term, therefore, is used to suggest that a particularly irritating person can be likened to an evil witch.
Person A: Why don't you do the washing up before you go to work instead of leaving it all day in the sink where it looks messy and starts to stink!!!

Person B: Why don't you KISS MY ARSE!
by Tony du sxw2 October 24, 2025
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Matt-arsed

When a Matt gets so off chops from booze and/or gear he is rat-arsed.
Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.
by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019
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