Potential to be sexy but eats too much so has a triple chin. He can't get girls and has people steal girls from him like his friend Sulaiman. He thinks chat up lines are cool and actually work.
Andreea: lemme show you what Ali just sent me (shows a message of Ali's cringy messages)
Linda: ew I swear he has been crushing on you since primary.
Andreea: I kicked him in the ball because of it.
Linda: ew I swear he has been crushing on you since primary.
Andreea: I kicked him in the ball because of it.
by Samantha Perkins January 14, 2018
Get the Alimug. Artificial Lack of Intelligence. The result of corporate buy in to cheap lies peddled by other large corporate carpetbaggers who got them to buy in to the bullshit, resulting in loss of sales and outright hatred by the general population.
Marketing Rep: I don't get it, the ML coders from (Insert AI company name here) said we could reduce costs and increase revenue by implenting their AI into our online customer service app.
Cool Operations Research Guy: LOL, you should have listened to me. You got ALI'd motherfucker.
Cool Operations Research Guy: LOL, you should have listened to me. You got ALI'd motherfucker.
by The Oracle of Tun March 14, 2025
Get the ALImug. The utter psychopath who murdered the UK Conservative MP Sir David Amess in October 2021. He is now a convicted murderer and terrorist who planned his crimes out very carefully for over 2 years. His motivation was in relation to the Islamic State. He is now serving a whole life sentence without the possibly of parole (whole-life tariff) meaning that he will die in prison and will never ever be released due to the political and extremist natures of his disgraceful crimes. He has also been placed on a terrorist register for 30 years. He will be remembered for what he did for A VERY LONG TIME.
Ali Harbi Ali is a true psychopath and deserves his whole life tariff after the horrific crimes that he committed!
by MrFunny83 April 14, 2022
Get the Ali Harbi Alimug. Ali is the most gorgeous person in the world. She will make you laugh and feel happy inside. So boy If you are dating he and want to leave YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR MIND
by Foxqueen#2 May 19, 2021
Get the Alimug. Ali Gibson is kind, extremely loveable and compassionate all in one package. He has both the love and hate of his friends and family and can be difficult to reason with.
But Ali Gibson is loyal and will stick by you no matter what.
His girlfriend doesn't appreciate him enough and is always taken for granted. He trys so hard but can never full complete a task set out to him. He has been called useless, arrogant, cunt an over masturbation arsehole just an absolute dick head.
Ali has a nice side though he isn't all bad his closest sibling is his sister/best friend Ali can tell her everything and trust her with anything. They were inseparable since both and always will be.
But Ali Gibson is loyal and will stick by you no matter what.
His girlfriend doesn't appreciate him enough and is always taken for granted. He trys so hard but can never full complete a task set out to him. He has been called useless, arrogant, cunt an over masturbation arsehole just an absolute dick head.
Ali has a nice side though he isn't all bad his closest sibling is his sister/best friend Ali can tell her everything and trust her with anything. They were inseparable since both and always will be.
by Jibbajabbasjugs June 27, 2017
Get the ali gibsonmug. Jennie- so, lisa remove the first and last letter of your and see how cool is your new name
Lisa- um, ok I am alis
Lisa- um, ok I am alis
by Legolegolegoplaeplae May 9, 2021
Get the alismug. 