asshole tear

Where someone with a very wide cock induces anal penetration and the receiver's skin tears around the asshole.

Peter had a pretty large asshole tear. I'm not sure if it will heal this time.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

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asshole crumble

Asshole crumble: Unlike the delicious dessert dish of similar nomenclature, this crumble is inedible and, to be honest, smelly. Appearing when a poo isn't entirely flushed away, these disgusting turd-curds will cheerily repopulate an otherwise fresh toilet bowl (leaving a gag-worthy surprise for the next hapless user).

Could you please double-flush next time? I can't bear to be blind-sided by another one of your (famous) asshole crumbles like that. Gross

by Julz Humpty-Hump August 28, 2010

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Ashley

A beautiful girl with stunningly mesmerizing eyes, curves in all the right places, a sassy mouth. She's short and feisty but can fight you start it that's fine because she will finish it, she has a great personality, she knows how to brighten anyones day even when hers is dim, shes a great friend and can get anyone wrapped around her finger, she is a sweetie and drop dead gorgeous, very intelligent. will not put up with anyones bull shit. she will always be there to save the day. she has a very good heart. Ashley's are the best.

Shes so great she must be an Ashley

by babyspice1155 November 18, 2014

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Ashley

beautiful,caring, fun girl who loves school and loves to make new friends.Ashley is a girl who is stylish,pretty,and always thinks about other peoples feelings.

Dammn u got an Ashley

by pretty girl who is bored June 6, 2015

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