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Bobs for apples

A sexual position in which the man lies back in a bath and the woman is blindfolded & has her hands tied behind her back, and she has to find the penis and proceed perform oral sex
Sheila is the best at Bobs for apples; she always find the penis on the first try.
by Rahmi75 May 30, 2019
mugGet the Bobs for applesmug.

Apple-Chaser

Someone willing to do anything, no matter how degrading, for any amount of money; named for the "road apples" left behind by ponies in rural town streets.
That apple-chaser has been climbing into garbage bins to collect cans for recycling. He's do anything for to put jink in his coin-purse.
by Zed Numar July 9, 2021
mugGet the Apple-Chasermug.

Apple bobbin

The act of motor boating a girl with a thigh gap's asshole. Preferably when her rear is projected up in the air as to resemble an apple.
Man, that girl at the Walgreens has such a nice ass. I just want to eat it.

Yea, I want to take her apple bobbin'.
by ModernCowboy July 29, 2014
mugGet the Apple bobbinmug.

yard apple

A turd in the lawn. A Yard Apple is not animal specific, so dog, cat, horse, human is capable of leaving a yard apple.
Uncle Jim got wasted last Christmas and left a huge yard apple until we found it in the spring.
by Suburban Brewer December 2, 2013
mugGet the yard applemug.

Rage Apple

A rage apple is an angry little person,(a.k.a midget), who enjoys causing others pain
Man that guy over there is such a rage apple
by RageApple July 30, 2014
mugGet the Rage Applemug.

Apple Kid

A kid of two types:
1) teens who think Apple is the greatest thing to ever exist and flex their Apple products and believe their marketing
2) teens who think every Apple product iteration is the same or "dumb" yet still buys Apple products regardless
The Lastname family is filled with Apple kids, with Timmy thinking Apple is the pinnacle of everything and Johnny thinking every product is the same yet still asks for the new iPhone
by Alalalalalalalalalalalalal November 16, 2020
mugGet the Apple Kidmug.

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