Evan

A Chad but named evan. We call him nuggie daddy

An Evan is a doggy looking creamy

by Lover of chunky horses January 17, 2022

Evan .D

If your name is evan and your last name begging with d you are officially the FITTEST , sexiest person on the planet and I will marry you on the spot .Ypu probably look leng in a hot tub.

Sam: ooh look its evan .d

Olivia: erm
Sam: hess so fittt

by User9283782837373 October 3, 2020

Evan

sucks dick on the daily

Evan really likes to suck dick

by samuel sucks January 21, 2020

Evan

Evan, a rare muscular attractive human being

Evan was doing jabol yesterday

by Evanthegreat June 7, 2021

Evan

a right sad git

S: Is that evan?

P: Yes, probably talking about spider man again

by mcdontle May 19, 2021

Evane

Someone or something that is under immense pressure

He was evaned when he spoke to the audience.

by AmazingWordPerson December 19, 2019

Pulling-an-Evan

The act of starting a Videogame and quitting partway through.

Joe: Hey has Jake finished the the new Final Fantasy game yet?

Jim: No, that bastard's Pulling-an-Evan.

by Yintono November 11, 2020