The difficult undertaking of initiating masturbation at the start of the 2002 classic film, About Schmidt, with the intent to maintain arousal into the movie, with completion occurring at the infamous, Kathy Bates hot tube scene. Challengers must maintain arousal until completion, which must occur during that scene.
Mark: Jim? What's wrong??
Jim: Yeah, I just attempted the "About Schmidt" Challenge, and failed.
Mark: Bummer, I know how much this means to you. Well, how far did you get?
Jim: I was only able to get to the old lady's funeral, and then I released prematurely.
Mark: Now hey, that a new personal record for you. I've never even gotten past the "breakfast in the RV" scene. Baby steps!
Jim: Yeah mane, I guess we have a lot of work ahead of us!
Mark: Heros get remembered, but the Legends never die.
Jim: Yeah, I just attempted the "About Schmidt" Challenge, and failed.
Mark: Bummer, I know how much this means to you. Well, how far did you get?
Jim: I was only able to get to the old lady's funeral, and then I released prematurely.
Mark: Now hey, that a new personal record for you. I've never even gotten past the "breakfast in the RV" scene. Baby steps!
Jim: Yeah mane, I guess we have a lot of work ahead of us!
Mark: Heros get remembered, but the Legends never die.
by Penis Alota August 07, 2024
when it is hot outside and it’s to the point of exhaustion or likely to cut up/show your ass from the heat
by ClicktyClackTheBadBihIsBack26 June 15, 2022
by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018
No one gives a fuck about what your birthday shows on urban dictionary first the names and now this shit, like I’m tired seeing these on my story’s
no one cares what you’re birthday says about you we don’t give a fuck
by Tim Tams November 25, 2021
British saying (typically used in the building trade) for taking a moment to consider how a task should be approached.
Hmmm... I'm not sure how I should install this roof, I think I'm going to have to give it a good coat of thinking about.
by MrJimEatsLotsOfCurry October 12, 2022
Taking a large dump that resemble loaves of bread, while wandering through a park, garden, vegetable patch, forest, corn field and/or pumpkin patch.
It was a mistake to sign up for that nature walk after I had all that Indian food because I was uncontrollably loafing-about that botanical garden.
by Luvstopoopfromfiber February 17, 2009
by Seshie October 17, 2023