Purple Guy

A purple guy who sticks a peice of toast to his chest and calls it a badge

Friend 1: do you know who purple guy is?
Friend 2: Yes, a dumbass who sticks a toast to his chest
Friend 1: Calm down-

by Eggsbenedictwastaken March 5, 2021

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Guy thap

A guy's thigh gap

Damn dude look at that guy's guy thap!

by bootsandcats September 24, 2015

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Nice Guys are guys that think they deserve sex for being nice to girls and if they have boyfriends they say that they should probably break up when they are obviusly say No and get regected they say that they are bitches and that girls don't want nice guys

Nice guys are guys that think they deserve sex for being nice
Nice Guy: Wanna be my girlfriend?
Girl: No, i already have a boyfriend.
Nice Guy: No girl wants a nice guy like me, i hope you die you ugly bitch

by Gay nigger from outher space December 28, 2018

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pocket guy

the perfect guy...usually someone you have yet to meet but whose known attributes fit your criteria of your soulmate...this is the person who gives you hope that "the one" still exists

Lilly has never found "the one" but knows that he is out there because someone like Nick (who she knows has certain attributes she looks for) exists. Circumstance prevents Lilly and Nick from meeting, but also prevents Nick from falling in her eyes.

Nick is Lilly's "Pocket Guy."

by pk, ns, lj, mj, ss September 25, 2008

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biker guy

Biker Guy is what happens when a douchebag owns the entire box set series of Sons of Anarchy and watches it so much that he actually thinks he is in the gang. They typically began their biker career on a Sportster or any other female bike they can get their hands on. They are known to get multiple tattoos which are usually of poor quality and/or unfinished which they constantly show off by wearing tanks or going shirtless even in bad weather. Their physical appearance is that of an extreme douchebaggy posture which involves the chest pumped out and the arms held up and out. This is an attempt to gain respect by either their mom or small childeren. Biker Guy always talks about his "hog," or his next "run!" Biker Guy thinks he is a big deal he sits in his driveway revving his Sportster until he runs it out of gas. Biker Guy usually trys to project his voice indoors or in small groups to make up for his Richard Simmons like physique. Biker Guy always wants to fight but cries when he gets his ass kicked. Most of all Biker Guy wont go to biker bars cause he knows he will get raped and his Sportster shit canned. Biker Guy is one of the ultimate douchebags!

Oh shit look at biker guy and his scary tattoos i bet his mom thinks hes tough.

by DirtyDeeBrewer November 29, 2016

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