Cute looking guy who has never felt the touch of a woman in his entire life and will remain bitchless for the rest of his life. He will eventually turn gay and suck lots of dick. Throughout his life, he will only like individuals if their name starts with "Jo".
by Ball suck ah October 30, 2023
Get the Martin Lucien Teomug. by Gav955 June 1, 2020
Get the Ricky Martinmug. She looks a little fat.
Oh, yeah, Martin? She’s a glutton.
Someone should check her for a calf.
I hate doing that.
Well, that’s why I said “someone.”
Oh, yeah, Martin? She’s a glutton.
Someone should check her for a calf.
I hate doing that.
Well, that’s why I said “someone.”
by minutemade002 December 24, 2023
Get the Martinmug. by jhonnythemoney August 19, 2017
Get the manuel martinmug. by BIG MAN WITH BIG HOT DOG November 14, 2022
Get the Harry Martinmug. Martin Luther Kkking was a very famous black man. He gave the speech... "I Have A Nightmare". Or was it "I Have A Dream"? I suppose his dream would be a nightmare for any smart person. He was later assassinated.
by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025
Get the Martin Luther Kkkingmug. A Martin is the act of taking a shit in the shower and forcing it down the plug hole with your toes. Often used as a treat to celebrate a good day at school or a promotion at work etc
'Hi John, how's your day been?' 'Yeah not too bad thanks, I finally got that pay rise at work. I'm just heading home to have a celebratory beer and a Martin!'
by BROY4 September 27, 2022
Get the A Martinmug.