I goosed so hard last night I almost passed out, I was shooting ropes! W sesh.
Goosing is always a great finish to a jelqing session.
Goosing is always a great finish to a jelqing session.
by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024
Get the Goosingmug. Killing a goose with a golf ball and then using the gooses power that you gained from killing it to hit a hole in one.
by Ryceball August 20, 2025
Get the Goose-In-Onemug. An uncommon insult, typically used to mean lucky and annoying. Though usually used sarcastically, and negating the whole sentence. Needs to have "you" before it.
by WolfgangTS July 7, 2016
Get the filthy goosemug. Goose Cream Soap (noun)
1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.
2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.
**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.
1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.
2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.
**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.
Example: "Last night I goose cream soaped your sister—now her shower’s clogged with feathers, and she won’t stop waddling.”
Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."
Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."
by LittlestB90 May 13, 2025
Get the Goose cream soapmug. Communist Goose is a regular goose which also happens to be a communist, they usually live in flocks and honk at all passerbyers.
by Communist goose December 11, 2021
Get the communist-goosemug. he is one of the most genuine people in the world
has a camera infatuation
is pretty cool and a music addict (dont tell him i said that)
has a camera infatuation
is pretty cool and a music addict (dont tell him i said that)
by whoupfarting12345 June 26, 2022
Get the diego/goosemug. To refer to the action of being your friends wing-man or wing-woman. This is in reference to the movie Top Gun and the character, Goose, who is the wing man to Maverick.
"I don't mean to be goosing too hard right now but you will not find a better cook than my good buddy."
by Martiniman31 September 16, 2022
Get the Goosingmug.