March 17th

The day where life of the earth was born. Otherwise known as Jordan’s birthday. Make sure on this day you give all of your money to this man

“What’s today’s date?” “It’s march 17th we must give our offering to the god of Jordan!”

by March 17th October 16, 2019

174

My IQ. Yes, it really is that High.

My IQ is 174 - I’m a certified genius.

by Death Menace September 22, 2022

February 17th

February 17th lovely people where born like crystal my amazing gf

It's February 17th happy birthday I love you

by Hazzzzaaa December 3, 2020

August 17th

The day the most awesome person ever was born

Hey it’s august 17th

Oh really let’s celebrate the birth of the most awesome person ever

by Vexk November 1, 2021

1776

An American sex act where you stick a bald eagle up someone's ass

She said she liked Americans, so I gave her a 1776

by Insanity Claus November 26, 2018

17703

A hentai show called 'Emergency'

Guy 1: Yo wanna watch 17703?
Guy 2: Yeah bro I need the sauce

by YourEverydayRetard April 5, 2021

august 17th

the day you fuck the fucking shit out of your girlfriends asshole

man: wanna try anal

girlfriend: whats today?
man: august 17th

girlfriend: fuck yes

by suck my pene January 17, 2019