quantum shit

1.)subject matter that can be percieved to be overwhelming, complicated, deep, clever, nice, slick, or by all means 'hardcore'; a topic that goes beyond average comprehension
2.) the phrase or reply given to an individual who has made a complicated or misunderstood topic seem very clear

1. "Mang, that nigga was talkin about some quantum shit last night..."
2. "DAMN!!! That's some quantum shit!!!"

by the dark knight batman September 1, 2008

ninja shit

To sneak into the bathroom while someone is mid-shower, take a shit, and exit, leaving only the scent of shit wafting about the bathroom on the steamy air to announce the shitter's presence.

"God dammit! Brian ninja shit me again."

by faton4paws June 22, 2014

Ghost shit

The feeling you get when you urgently need to take a major shit. Get to the toilet, sit down but nothing comes out. Maybe a small fart or the smallest turd crumb. Leaves you scratching your head after. Makes you think your last consumed food or beverage was a poor choice.

I got stuck in traffic and felt like I needed a shit. I rushed back to my house and run to the toilet. I sat there for a half hour but no shit came out. Fucking ghost shit!

by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023

Shit take

When someone has a shity opinion or view of something

Shit take but go off.

by Urmomform561 November 17, 2021

Love shit

When during full penetration anal the receiver shits out the pecker.

Lenny and Roxanne did a love shit last night. It was a mess as she didn’t have an enema beforehand.

by Kong Dong 69 February 4, 2021

Piece of shit

Someone who doesn't do anything with their life besides making everyone else's a living hell. Often mocks them, calls them names, and photoshops them onto things.

FD: "I'm a piece of shit."

by tbhpleasestopomg August 11, 2015

spite shit

v. The act of deficating with malice and intent; shitting in a spiteful manner; premeditated pooping with direct intent to annoy, anger.
n. The actual shit left as a display by the spiteful shitter; a dump left behind as a message,"Go fuck yourself!"

"...some joker comes along, takes himself a nifty little dump, in the drivers seat. I think he knew you guys were cops, cause this is what I'd call a SPITE SHIT."

The bum spite shit in Will Ferrell's red prius.
-Other Guys

by 1crazyrob August 13, 2011