That is so rick-tarded
by skatezero872 January 6, 2008
Get the rick-tarded mug.A person that stands in front of the menu at the local Rita's water ice stand and screams the menu into their cellphone so that their lazy assed significant other can get a gellati. Ri-tards are often also Bluetools
by Orchard August 2, 2006
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Get the V-Tard mug.A plastic spoon that is turned inside out. It has multiple purposes including- a ladel, a back scratcher, a weapon that is quick at the draw, a reaching device, if flipped the other way a spoon, and many more.
by I am tard claw July 26, 2011
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Get the Orange Tard mug.Chocolate Tard is taken from a word Chocolate Tart in which tart is replaced by tard which means retard,Chocolate Tard is the kind of person that is addicted to chocolate(usually girls) and tweet about how much they love chocolate,I mean I know chocolate is good but don't overreact.
Girl : OMGGG!!! CHOCOLATE IS SO GOODZZ ME WANTZ TO MARRY CHOCOLATE.
Me : GEEZ!,It's just a chocolate get over it,what a chocolate tard.
Me : GEEZ!,It's just a chocolate get over it,what a chocolate tard.
by DatBassPlayer August 7, 2014
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