love you like a f'ing dump truck

Meaning you love someone far too much to even put into words, taken from a little brother who could not describe how much he loved his family so he would use trucks and cars to explain.
Also, much better then loving someone like a firetruck, just fyi.

Love you like a f'ing dump truck b-bear.

by lexanator July 5, 2007

Pran, where da heck you ahr?!

In English, it means "Fran(ces), where the hell are you?"

- the message left on Frances' voicemail when her dad can't find her
- her dad is pilipino (pih - lip - in - oh)

For example, when Frances is feeling rebellious and ditches her homeroom class to go to <gasp> Hot Topic for some cool stickers and patches for her backpack and <gasp> Anchor Blue for some Blue Asphalt jeans (crazy!), she will get a message on her Motorola pager voicemail with Mr. Capoooolahng's voice saying, "Prrran weh da heck you ah???!?!?"

by Cottage Cheese pussy February 18, 2005

i love you, mi amor :D

this phrase is always said by me but only towards my special someone, and that special someone is elijah, he's my literal twinflame :D. whenever i say this phrase, i just want to know that im being completely honest and that i mean whatever i say, oh and i will never lie to you about anything, i promise :) i know some things have been tough in your past, but im here to fill your life up with such joy and love, i will ty my best to cherish you all the way. i promise that i will never leave your perfect self. i just know that you're the one for me and im the one for you <3 our souls didn't meet on accident, they met because they knew that we would fall in love and that we would have our own beautiful love story <333 anyway, if you think that some other guy is having my attention, i promise on my whole family that there is nobody taking away my attention from you, you have my heart and plus you make me the happiest than anybody else C: you have turned my life into the best life i could ever wish upon. you have put me into the right path ever since i met you, and you keep leading me on that path with you :D i pray to god to never lose you, i love you too much, mi amor
:( <3

hey hey, baby.. i love you, mi amor :D

by andreea <3333 March 19, 2021

Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you!

A sentence said when you have either emasculated the person's lack of intelligence or have proved him or her wrong. That person in turn, once their intelligence is challenged to the depths of shitville, will pull the "Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you!" when they attempt to prove you wrong in another fact of god knows what.

When the fucktard looses in an argument against someone, they will then be stumbled on that argument, thinking "fuck..I lost the game". They will then question you with an argument of something that is probably useless fucking knowledge to anybody.

Your computer has low RAM, your computer is slow as fuck and cannot run all that shit you have on your harddrive.

Yes it can, I just go delete my internet history and cache! Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you!

2+2+2+2+2+2-2 x 0 isn't 0, if you knew about BEDMAS, you would know the order of operation of multiplication which would come first before addition or subtraction.

Oh yeh?!? Well my built-in calculator on my Windows 7 laptop says you are full of shit! Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you!

(Police Officer) "Sir you were going way above the speed limit, I'm gonna have to impound your vehicle and take away your license"

Are you shitting me? My speedometer says otherwise asshole. Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you! (gets head cracked open and cuffs smashed onto the skinny wrists)

by Apparently I'm not uber smart October 14, 2011

I just thought you should know...

Did the teacher forget to assign homework?

Was your neighbor complaining about overgrown hedges?

I just thought you should know(IJTYSK) will ALWAYS be there to relay these messages!

IJTYSK is typically used as a preceding comment, meant to soften the blow of inevitable bad news.

Usage of IJTYSK as a trailing comment is not uncommon, thought more in line with southern classic "Bless your heart"

"Class dismissed!"

"I just thought you should know...you didn't assign weekend homework"

"I just finished my first 5k!"

"I just thought you should know...over 5 million people run a 5k at least once a month."

"This restaurant is great, the owner is so friendly."

"I just thought you should know...he doesn't pay his taxes and cheats on his wife."

"I just made an entry in to the Urban Dictionary!"

"I just thought you should know...anybody can add anything to Urban Dictionary, it's not an accomplishment. It's like bragging that you got accepted to Facebook."

by Jack from Sacramento September 7, 2018

it’s not my fault you don’t like girls

a way of projecting your feelings for your best friend, or another way of saying yo im gay

“You’re ruining everything and for what? So you can swap spit with some stupid girl?”
“Els not stupid. It’s not my fault you don’t like girls!”

by byler is real April 22, 2021

i'm bored as heck what about you?

" I'm bored as heck what about you " the meaning of it is that..

you are bored what did you expect the 1.BILLION dads to come back with the milk?

( hey I'm bored as heck what about you? )
( I am also bored as heck. )

by quinxa_1 September 19, 2021