shit fire storm

A shit fire storm is when you eat a ton of spicy food and the next time you shit it is diareaha and it burns your asshole so bad that all you are left with is a clogged toilet and a tear soaked shirt

I shouldnt have eaten that chipotle last night, i released a shit fire storm on my toilet

by MereMoney June 20, 2017

Jacob hackney shit

a) when someone is being overly flirty or horny when speaking to you

b) when someone has a panic attack while smoking weed and refuses to smoke ever again
c) when someone is fake as shit
d)when someone overreacts or is completely exaggerating about a subject or is overdramatic
e)when someone is a fuck boiiii

He was talking about this one girl all night, that's truly some Jacob hackney shit

by Sweetpantherpurrs123 June 24, 2017

shitting out lego

Only the most painful experience in human existence, the act of excreting a plastic brick. Mistakenly compared to Stepping on the Lego, this act is the next level, above and beyond.

Dude, that looks painful, but does not compare to shitting out lego.

by CzarTheBitten April 20, 2018

Oh shit Shirlock

A turn on the original phrase "No shit, Shirlock" used to emphasise that, after carful investigation, shit has indeed been found.
First use by Ms Kruger

Matt " what is that aweful smell, something is definitely wrong here"
Jeanine " I don't know, let me look around a bit. Oh shit Shirlock!"

by TREE(3) December 10, 2017

sappy little shit

A person who is clingy but not too clingy. They are normally men who love their s/o very much.

Owain is such a sappy little shit

by Sappy little shit December 10, 2017

bun my shit

Feeling a girl up

“yooo I’m finna bun her shit tonight.”

“I want you to bun my shit.”

by bittykitty6969 May 8, 2018

The Max Rudderham Shit

The Max RudderHam Shit Is the longest but smoothest shit you'll ever see

A boy had a long smooth shit , he is called max rudderham that's why it's called the max rudderham shit

by The Max Rudderham Shit February 19, 2017