don't let your tongue decapitate you

an Arabic proverb meaning

a) don't say something hurtful to someone when you are in a close relationship with them and you want that relationship to continue"

b) think twice before saying something retargerous and having subsequently deal with the negative consequences

just like don't put the camel in the trash , don't let your tongue decapitate you is a useful phrase to add to your trashabulary if you are a modern idiotager yet want to be grounded in reality

by Sexydimma August 18, 2018

Do you wanna be my e gurl

The act of asking someone if they wanna be a thot. Ps do you wanna be my e gurl

I wanna have do you wanna be my e gurl

by XxladykillerXx September 28, 2019

you didn't listen to the album, did ya?

someone has no idea what the situation is about, but still has the urge to put their oar in.

Niall: “what’s your favorite song of the album?”
Fan: “what a time”
Niall: “ you didn't listen to the album, did ya? ”

by whoran June 5, 2021

got a few inches on you and i’m taller

The way to tell a short person you have a bigger trouser snake than them

Let me get that as I have I’ve got a few inches on you and I’m taller

by Ralph 😁😁😁 March 28, 2022

Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?

A lighthearted way of asking someone if an ongoing problem has yet been addressed. From a question asked President Barack Obama by his daughter, Malia, in regard to the disastrous 2010 British Petroleum / Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

"Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?" the farmer's wife asked her husband after he came back from trying yet again to get the neighbor's horses out of the cornfield.

by maximo hudson May 27, 2010

Men what is the equivalent of flowers to you

A typical quote used be people as a significant ploy for attention. This question gets posted by depressed and useless individuals on anonymous social media apps as they know it will get comments and make them feel recognized for once in their sad excuse of a life.

Hmm, nobody talks to me :( Oh wait, I have an idea! *goes on social media* “Men what is the equivalent of flowers to you”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2022

Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016