I roofayou

I• Rue•Pho•U

I Root Fa You.
I’m there for you always and forever, your biggest fan.

You’re my roofayou.
Girl I roofayou.

I wanna roofayou

by Welp123! January 12, 2021

I

The same issue …
I seem to have…
When I communicate with you…
Across my face it is seen…
This love for you …
Makes my heart scream…
And my smile beam…
How do I know?

They told me so…
Even my colleagues could see…
My face was doing something differently…

That was only a few words…
Imagine if it was sentences I heard…
Obvious I can not help but be….
The control is not up to me…
These are things I can’t contain…
Someday you will see what I mean…

by Just a girl with 💔 November 13, 2023

I have no gyatts!

I have no butts!

Please don't leave, I have no gyatts!

by sakareri April 7, 2024

i need to do my homework

u dont know why u cant do ur homework? simple. bec- AHHH ITS A FUCKING LESBIAN

person 1: why cant i do my homework

person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework

by whydoiexistbro March 2, 2023

i just a babeh😂

Being a youngin and using that youth as an advantage against the oppositions

"Hey, can you clean the gutters"
"I just a babeh😂"
"yeah sybau"

by intellgients August 23, 2025

I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023

Oh my god I am so pissed

I really am. I’m trying not to lose my head,

Oh my god I am so pissed

by WorseThanHitler November 1, 2020