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living your best life

What you tell people when you get drunk or high in a nicer place than you usually get drunk or high.
We got so wasted at the club last night. Dont tell me about living your best life.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior January 13, 2019
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Did your mom go to college?

A variation of the phrase 'Your mom went to college' used for no other reason than to annoy your friends at a moments notice.
Silence.
Mark - Tony, I have a question for you.
Tony - What's up?
Mark - Did your mom go to college?
Tony - Yes, actually, it was a tech school. And you are obnoxious.
by Tdawg201 December 21, 2010
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Can I have your 7s'?

Can I have you're digits?
Can I have you're number?
The typical, ghetto, black guy would ask this to a girl completely out of his league.
Ayo girl, Can I have your 7s'?
Lemme' get yo' 7s'.
Can I get those 7s'?
by FarrahSaysHi February 8, 2012
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(Your name here) Cerveza

What you become once you drink from two beer bottles at the same time. It works best at a party with lots of witnesses to scream (your name here) Cerveza everytime you take another two fisted drink.
When I saw Tony drinking from two beer bottles I yelled out, "Hey, it's Tony Cerveza." with Tony being the (your name here) Cerveza part.
by Spikeybob February 3, 2010
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Confess your love to someone day

confess your love to someone whether it's your girlfriend,boyfriend crush or even just a loved one.tell them how much they mean to you and how much you love them
by Kelsey2009 October 19, 2020
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your own special needs brother

The loser who lives with me. The kid who has a special needs' disease who cannot function or leave the nest on his own. Not only has mental issues but also may be a homosexual, in essence my own special needs brother.
My brother Mike is called your own special needs brother
by David Rehmeyer March 12, 2009
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Your Mom wears body glitter

A slam or insult for a cougar Mom; what to say to a Mom who is dressing like a teenage girl.

A sheep in lambs clothing.
I can't believe how tacky you are! Your Mom wears body glitter!!
by Totes Hun Cal FroYo December 6, 2010
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