DIRTY MUSLIM

When you you are going to cum you pull out and yell “ Ali Akbar “ as you EXPLODE into her eyes through her hijab

after you have blinded her with jizz you MUST throw a BIG ROCK at her because she didn’t get pregnant

This is similar to the “UGLY MUSLIM”

She wanted halal everything so i figured if she wanted everything Muslim style

i would give her an DIRTY MUSLIM since my mother raised me to be polite and inclusive

by Homeless Jesus November 10, 2025

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Meat Musket

The act of loading your penis like a musket. Pour the powder in, insert paper and small projectile, ram down shaft with rod (remember to lick clean after) and squeezing your balls to fire.

Bro a guy just broke into my house lucky I had the meat musket preloaded! He folded like a omelette after I launched that frozen pea through his face at Mach 7

by Real life hacks November 10, 2025

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cookie mush

Cookie mush is when Pisstner puts what shes grateful for on her thanksgiving list and we all convince her it's something bad.

Pisstner: "I'm gonna make cookie mush"
Ives and I: oh my god pisstner you dont even know what that means!

by Hondacf100! November 16, 2025

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Raccoon Musician

An artist who digs through the discarded scraps of other people’s creativity—lyrics, aesthetics, styles, half-ideas—and patches them together like trash couture. Not sampling or homage… just rummaging through other artists’ dumpsters for content.

“His whole mixtape sounds like he raided three SoundCloud rappers’ recycle bins. Man’s a Raccoon Musician.”

by Buddieizreal November 17, 2025

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