A guy who is not only cheesey with the ladies, but is also an arrogant dick head. He almost definitely wears gel in his hair at all times and/or dresses in nice expensive clothes.
by Bob Williams May 29, 2003
Get the cheese dickmug. (n) The face you make whilst yipped on coke. Characterized by uncontrollable teeth grinding and grinning ear to ear.
Guy 1: Dude, I cant believe Hughes took two grams to his dome last night.
Guy 2: Yeah man, he was totally zooted, he had a power cheese face on all night, it was creeping me out.
Guy 2: Yeah man, he was totally zooted, he had a power cheese face on all night, it was creeping me out.
by ambalance April 8, 2011
Get the cheese facemug. Most often discovered as a slimy-like substance found under the head of the penis, but it can dry to a crusty yellow matter and require careful scraping to assist removal.
While not a specific STD, it can carry the nasty bacteria that assists chlymidia to spread like a Californian forest fire.
While not a specific STD, it can carry the nasty bacteria that assists chlymidia to spread like a Californian forest fire.
"How hot is that guy over there?"
"He is hot, in fact he is sweaty, so I would insist he showered before we make out. I wouldn't want to peel back his helmet and cop an eyeful of freshly made Dick Cheese."
"He is hot, in fact he is sweaty, so I would insist he showered before we make out. I wouldn't want to peel back his helmet and cop an eyeful of freshly made Dick Cheese."
by Dick Clean December 20, 2008
Get the [Dick] Cheesemug. 1) A social dynamic involving both cheese and pants that enables groups of people comprised of ten or more persons to complete tasks that would be impossible therewithout cheese pants.
2) An unintentional ejaculation that occurs whilst wearing pants, usually when something pleasing yet highly improbably occurs.
2) An unintentional ejaculation that occurs whilst wearing pants, usually when something pleasing yet highly improbably occurs.
1) Extensive statistical analysis has shown that cheese pants results in greater progression than reckless ambition.
2) I didn't die in the fire! *cheese pants*
2) I didn't die in the fire! *cheese pants*
by Richard Johnson November 20, 2007
Get the Cheese pantsmug. A build-up of sweat and dead skin that collects along the taint (yut, gooche).Also known as schmegma of the taint.
Your sister's breath smells like my taint cheese... that's odd.
Your gradma's breath smells like my taint cheese also... imagine that.
Good dog! Lick the taint cheese!
Taint cheese. The breakfast of champions!
Your gradma's breath smells like my taint cheese also... imagine that.
Good dog! Lick the taint cheese!
Taint cheese. The breakfast of champions!
by Goodie June 9, 2005
Get the taint cheesemug. When you hook up with a friends leftovers. IE: x-girlfriends, one night stands, etc
Derived from the Carl's JR commercial depicting a man asking another man if he was going to eat the cheese off the paper that covered his burger.
Derived from the Carl's JR commercial depicting a man asking another man if he was going to eat the cheese off the paper that covered his burger.
by Becktronic January 20, 2009
Get the Cheese Papermug. by Sydney May 9, 2004
Get the cheese factormug.