J Hook

A turd that drops into a toilet and falls into the shape of a J.

Wow that was some J Hook Gill!

by T R A August 24, 2007

J Squared

Two friends madlessly in love.

I saw the J Squared at the movies, they looked like they were having a good time.

by True or False April 22, 2006

Grandmaster J

A wannabe DJ who tells everyone he is a legend, without having and good reason for doing so.

'Inventor' of the child's toy masquerading as DJ equipment known as BEAMZ.

Grandmaster J: just google me!
Everyone else: We did!

beamz

by UNIT8046 November 23, 2013

J LU

A person who has a volumed brain, but is unaware to common surroundings. They also are born with abnormally mammoth konkey that keeps them off balanced in the attempt to trot.

Girl - " Why is that kid attempting to Trot "
Boy- " O thats normal he just has J LU "
Girl - " Does he have a third leg??? "
Boy - " No thats his mammoth konkey "
Girl - " I'm going to go meet him "
Boy - " Bad move, he's unaware of common surroundings"

by ROBERT BANGTANG May 15, 2008

OMFG&J

Oh my fucking god & jesus.

An added element of the popular "Oh my god"

*Mark gets punched in the face*

Steve: "OMFG&J that bully is mean!"

by cjredskin92 July 22, 2009

Ko-J

Ko-J is a term of endurance and affection for a sweet , gentle, caring, person of the male persuasion. He can be a ladies man, a gentleman, a sweet fun loving preppy

The root comes from the Navajo name meaning "Friend to ALL!"

Girl, Lets go find us a Ko-J !

by Sharon Secrets1 November 22, 2010

J-walker

When two people are butt to butt, and one person farts into the other person's butthole.

Me and the girlfriend were sleeping butt to butt, and I slipped her a j-walker

by CrzCuban27 June 26, 2019