Collin Valenti

Collin Valenti, also known as hoop jones, is a very hip guy with an awesome mustache and cool ray bans. Collin Valenti has good taste in music, and is probably the funniest person in existence.

I wish I could be a cool as Collin Valenti.

by hhggdhb November 19, 2011

Non- Valentine Valentine

When you wish someone could be your Valentine, but they are Valentines with someone else. You are their non-Valentine Valentine's because even though you really Iike them, you are a boss ass biatch and you refuse to be someone's Valentine who already as another Valentine. Hence: non- Valentine Valentine.

You're going on a Valentine's dinner date with your ex? I can't be your Valentine! I'm your non- Valentine Valentine.

by rogueshine February 1, 2015

Gina valentina

Sexiest latina pornstar ever

Man did you see Gina valentina live last night

by Jj798 December 1, 2020

valendate

A date that takes place for the sole purpose of having a date on Valentine's day and will most likely never lead to a second date.

"Hey, are you doing anything with anybody for Valentine's Day?"
"Yeah, I'm just going on a valendate with Jenny, nothing special."

by j01101010 February 19, 2007

Valentine's day

pretty much national sex day.

A day for romance and making single people miserable.

"hey, tomorrow is valentine's day" "thanks for reminding me im single" "sorry"

by maddywasnthere February 16, 2010

valedictorian

the smartest,lonliest person in a graduating class. when someone tries for valedictorian, they lose all their friends.in their spare time, these valadictorians do homework, read, and play hackysack with and occasional guitar break.

girl one: wow look at that kid playing hacky sakc
girl 2: ew i know....hes valedictorian

by nay and amers June 12, 2006

bullet for my valentine

bullet for my valentine is a really fuckin gay band who sounds like shit and all they do is scream and shit and make really annoying music and pisses of everyone. Usually listened to by 'hardcore' losers or emo faggot

faggot 1: wow that song '4 words' is so great
faggot 2: ya the really fuckin annoying screaming and shitty guitar really kicks ass... im so hardcore.. im gonna cut myself now

bullet for my valentine is annoying and gay

by dan.. November 12, 2006